The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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laprimaJenny wrote: ».
Aye yai yai, the intrigue!0 -
laprimaJenny wrote: ».
I know it was going to be something good.0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: ».
I know it was going to be something good.
OMG, you should have seen it!!!
I didn't, just saying you should have2 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Lithium battery. Usb chargeable1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Lithium battery. Usb chargeable
I'll take 2.. 😁2 -
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Well, well, Tom Tom, whatever - and WHOEVER - can we find to pair with a former hosiery model and animal advocate like yourself? I mean you ARE the cat that ate the canary (which rules out our resident fluffer) and are a veritable connoisseur of cool.
We could hold an auction...for charity of course.4 -
God is tired. He has abdicated.JustPassingTime wrote: »Well, well, Tom Tom, whatever - and WHOEVER - can we find to pair with a former hosiery model and animal advocate like yourself? I mean you ARE the cat that ate the canary (which rules out our resident fluffer) and are a veritable connoisseur of cool.
We could hold an auction...for charity of course.
I thought you're the matchmaker God? Why are you auctioning?
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JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
God is tired. He has abdicated.JustPassingTime wrote: »Well, well, Tom Tom, whatever - and WHOEVER - can we find to pair with a former hosiery model and animal advocate like yourself? I mean you ARE the cat that ate the canary (which rules out our resident fluffer) and are a veritable connoisseur of cool.
We could hold an auction...for charity of course.
I thought you're the matchmaker God? Why are you auctioning?
Is he tired? Or are his subjects tired of him?
He has been a lil stingy with the mighty works of power lately. ima say you’re right. we are the faithless ones.2 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
God is tired. He has abdicated.JustPassingTime wrote: »Well, well, Tom Tom, whatever - and WHOEVER - can we find to pair with a former hosiery model and animal advocate like yourself? I mean you ARE the cat that ate the canary (which rules out our resident fluffer) and are a veritable connoisseur of cool.
We could hold an auction...for charity of course.
I thought you're the matchmaker God? Why are you auctioning?
Is he tired? Or are his subjects tired of him?
He has been a lil stingy with the mighty works of power lately. ima say you’re right. we are the faithless ones.
Hes supposed to be omnipresent but lately he's more like Omni absent. Maybe that's where the faithlessness stem from
He’s been working on his beach bod0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
God is tired. He has abdicated.JustPassingTime wrote: »Well, well, Tom Tom, whatever - and WHOEVER - can we find to pair with a former hosiery model and animal advocate like yourself? I mean you ARE the cat that ate the canary (which rules out our resident fluffer) and are a veritable connoisseur of cool.
We could hold an auction...for charity of course.
I thought you're the matchmaker God? Why are you auctioning?
Is he tired? Or are his subjects tired of him?
He has been a lil stingy with the mighty works of power lately. ima say you’re right. we are the faithless ones.
Hes supposed to be omnipresent but lately he's more like Omni absent. Maybe that's where the faithlessness stem from
He’s been working on his beach bod
Oh is that what he's been doing? I feel him then coz I been trying and so far no go
Yes, and imagine how difficult it is for him. Everyone expects him to have the body of a god.0 -
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Well, well, Tom Tom, whatever - and WHOEVER - can we find to pair with a former hosiery model and animal advocate like yourself? I mean you ARE the cat that ate the canary (which rules out our resident fluffer) and are a veritable connoisseur of cool.
We could hold an auction...for charity of course.
Is this going to be a silent auction? Or are you going to put on your auctioneer hat and start a bidding war?
There ARE bonuses waiting for whoever gets matched up with me. I won't say yet what those might be, but I will say there's more to me than meets the eye.
Lets get this party started. The more the merrier!
I might want in on these bonuses. How big are your hands?4 -
Well, well, Tom Tom, whatever - and WHOEVER - can we find to pair with a former hosiery model and animal advocate like yourself? I mean you ARE the cat that ate the canary (which rules out our resident fluffer) and are a veritable connoisseur of cool.
We could hold an auction...for charity of course.
Is this going to be a silent auction? Or are you going to put on your auctioneer hat and start a bidding war?
There ARE bonuses waiting for whoever gets matched up with me. I won't say yet what those might be, but I will say there's more to me than meets the eye.
Lets get this party started. The more the merrier!
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To address the concerns of some who shall remain nameless and unacknowledged, as a god among mortals and creator of this most blessed thread, I and I alone choose how, when, where, and indeed IF anyone should be matched here. For TomTom, I choose an auction due to his, ahem, assets.
The bidding is hereby opened at one piano. Do I hear more music?3 -
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Pour_Decisions wrote: »Well, well, Tom Tom, whatever - and WHOEVER - can we find to pair with a former hosiery model and animal advocate like yourself? I mean you ARE the cat that ate the canary (which rules out our resident fluffer) and are a veritable connoisseur of cool.
We could hold an auction...for charity of course.
Is this going to be a silent auction? Or are you going to put on your auctioneer hat and start a bidding war?
There ARE bonuses waiting for whoever gets matched up with me. I won't say yet what those might be, but I will say there's more to me than meets the eye.
Lets get this party started. The more the merrier!
I might want in on these bonuses. How big are your hands?
Lets just say that back in '97 when I took second place in the tri state cosmic bowling regional championship, I had to have my 18 lb bowling ball specially made for me.
Give the man a HAND, people! I see you, @Pour_Decisions! We have a fan dance bid! Do I have a serenade?2 -
@SwannySez please may I have another ?
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »@SwannySez please may I have another ?
Did you break the last one, or was there an escape?
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standenvernet wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »@SwannySez please may I have another ?
Did you break the last one, or was there an escape?
Well, it was like this.. I pushed.. and that broke and up went.. Ohh nevermind.. 😕
Yeah , he broke 😂
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Oh have I got the man for YOU, @slimgirljo15! Would you please meet Mr. @_TomCat_ ? He’s an exceptionally wealthy former hosiery model and gambler. She’s the thunder from down under. He’s got a system. It’s a secret. She’s a myth, a legend. It’s perfect.
THIS is a *kitten* match, folks!9 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »Oh have I got the man for YOU, @slimgirljo15! Would you please meet Mr. @_TomCat_ ? He’s an exceptionally wealthy former hosiery model and gambler. She’s the thunder from down under. He’s got a system. It’s a secret. She’s a myth, a legend. It’s perfect.
THIS is a *kitten* match, folks!
What happens after you match people @SwannySez ??
awkwardness and convenient amnesia2 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »Oh have I got the man for YOU, @slimgirljo15! Would you please meet Mr. @_TomCat_ ? He’s an exceptionally wealthy former hosiery model and gambler. She’s the thunder from down under. He’s got a system. It’s a secret. She’s a myth, a legend. It’s perfect.
THIS is a *kitten* match, folks!
What happens after you match people @SwannySez ??
I can’t say for sure, but I have heard of some couples meeting IRL. At least 4 of them moved in together and left MFP altogether. I have heard that there may or may not be sexting and nude Skyping and group sexting involving farm animals and non-dairy creamer. But that is all just scuttlebutt. All I am sure of? They are never the same again.2 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Oh have I got the man for YOU, @slimgirljo15! Would you please meet Mr. @_TomCat_ ? He’s an exceptionally wealthy former hosiery model and gambler. She’s the thunder from down under. He’s got a system. It’s a secret. She’s a myth, a legend. It’s perfect.
THIS is a *kitten* match, folks!
What happens after you match people @SwannySez ??
awkwardness and convenient amnesia
🤣 So basically @SwannySez is 50/50 ruining friendship or making them better?JustPassingTime wrote: »Oh have I got the man for YOU, @slimgirljo15! Would you please meet Mr. @_TomCat_ ? He’s an exceptionally wealthy former hosiery model and gambler. She’s the thunder from down under. He’s got a system. It’s a secret. She’s a myth, a legend. It’s perfect.
THIS is a *kitten* match, folks!
What happens after you match people @SwannySez ??
I can’t say for sure, but I have heard of some couples meeting IRL. At least 4 of them moved in together and left MFP altogether. I have heard that there may or may not be sexting and nude Skyping and group sexting involving farm animals and non-dairy creamer. But that is all just scuttlebutt. All I am sure of? They are never the same again.
Right??
one or the other0 -
All I can is @CoffeeAndContour and I have been happily ever after.3
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Oh have I got the man for YOU, @slimgirljo15! Would you please meet Mr. @_TomCat_ ? He’s an exceptionally wealthy former hosiery model and gambler. She’s the thunder from down under. He’s got a system. It’s a secret. She’s a myth, a legend. It’s perfect.
THIS is a *kitten* match, folks!
Thank you oh matchmaking master *readys basement for new inhabitant*
🤔hmm now where did I put those cuffs?0 -
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