We broke up because...

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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »
    He stole my Dad's corvette with the intention of going for a little joy ride and bringing it back before anyone noticed.
    Well, we noticed.

    I was *trying* to be helpful. Out of milk, so I offered to go get some. The Corvette was the fastest, and the only place I knew of was on the other side of the state.

    Still, that was *apparently* the end of things

    Even IF this is true, it doesn't take 6 months to drive across this state and back. Now the car is going to smell like spoiled milk. That is IF you actually got any milk.

    I drank it
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back



    I didn’t know! It took you 17 years.

    Jo and I broke up as we all know she only wants Neil. We are still friends though and co-parent a cat named Mittens. It’s my weekend hun.

    So should I reconsider taking the ring back???
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Yes!!!! You have to actually ask this time.
    We broke up as it took 17 years before you actually considered proposing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She accepted another's proposal, I was crushed 😭
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Jo, you will always have a place in my heart and there is always Mittens.

    I’m confused though- you accepted Neil’s proposal way before skahtboi proposed.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    Jo, you will always have a place in my heart and there is always Mittens.

    I’m confused though- you accepted Neil’s proposal way before skahtboi proposed.

    Awww <3

    I knew you were two timing me with skahtboi for 17 years.. but I <3 you anyway.. always will.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    I will always love you too. We are better as friends with men. ❤️
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Wait what?? I'm single again??

    😈

  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Lol. No, you’re not..... Jo chose you over me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Wait what?? I'm single again??

    😈

    Consider yourself taken 🤗😙

    Kad only had eyes for a special redhead.. ;)
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Whew.. didn't...🤗😚
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Whew.. didn't...🤗😚

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    :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    🤣
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    Wait what?? I'm single again??

    😈

    Consider yourself taken 🤗😙

    Kad only had eyes for a special redhead.. ;)

    He is special! @OnFireWithin 🥰
  • garibbalfy
    garibbalfy Posts: 334 Member
    Cheated on me
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    He was broken
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She didn't bring any colour to my life..
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    Didn’t have the right parts lol
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She never told me her name, too distant :p
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited May 2019
    I didn't think tanks are cool
  • anitaplus4
    anitaplus4 Posts: 3,338 Member
    She isn't into tanks 😂
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She broke through the front wall of my house in a tank to pick me up on our date
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    I was too old for her
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 1,249 Member
    I didn't realise she was a he
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    he couldnt stay focused on training
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    She was too intense in tents which made it tense
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He had more jiggle when he wiggled than me. I was jealous
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She loved the ocean more then me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He didn't approve of my love for nature
  • jillcarslake
    jillcarslake Posts: 977 Member
    She had more style then me

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