Would you rather have a maid, a personal chef, or a chauffeur?

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    I want a wardrobe worker. Someone to collect the dirty laundry and then sort, wash, dry, sort, fold, and put away everything-including socks. He should also organize closets, getting rid of worn or ill-fitting items, etc.

    @your_future_ex_wife

    He ?

    so... are you now scheduling interviews ?
  • vickster1955
    vickster1955 Posts: 1 Member
    A maid. No question about it. I love to cook. I'm a horrible passenger. I've never actually enjoyed cleaning.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    I want a wardrobe worker. Someone to collect the dirty laundry and then sort, wash, dry, sort, fold, and put away everything-including socks. He should also organize closets, getting rid of worn or ill-fitting items, etc.

    @your_future_ex_wife

    He ?

    so... are you now scheduling interviews ?

    It’s just a pronoun. I could have used they if I were a grammar progressive.

    But for poops and giggles, tell me about your fluff and fold. 😁
  • thereshegoesagain
    thereshegoesagain Posts: 1,056 Member
    I love doing all 3, so I guess a chef so that I could learn from her/him and improve my culinary skills before firing them.
  • mbaker566
    mbaker566 Posts: 11,233 Member
    oh i want a maid. i work 2 jobs and have 3 dogs. my house needs help. i need help
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Cooking is the devil. A chef for sure
  • InkgirlKC
    InkgirlKC Posts: 251 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    Just because the forums are usually dead on the weekends.

    So I’m simply trying to spark some conversation.

    Personal chef!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,973 Member
    a masseuse.

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  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    Can't I just take all 3?
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    A maid for sure. I can always have wine and cheese for dinner. and I like to drive :) But a maid would be perfect!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    maid/housekeeper. We used to have one that came every couple of weeks and then we'd just have to surface clean and tidy up in between. It was great, but we had to cut back on some expenses when we moved.

    I enjoy cooking and don't mind driving so I don't need a PC or a chauffeur.
  • infinitynevermore
    infinitynevermore Posts: 98 Member
    Chef. Cleaning and screaming at other people that can't drive burns more of my calories than cooking. :D
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    RastaLousGirl wrote: »
    Can't I just take all 3?

    It sounds glorious, but then again (being completely honest) the people that I do know that have that kind of privilege tend to have an attitude of entitlement. Which doesn’t wash well with me.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Keto_N_Iron wrote: »
    A maid for sure. I can always have wine and cheese for dinner. and I like to drive :) But a maid would be perfect!

    Mmm, wine and cheese sounds yummy right about now.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    RastaLousGirl wrote: »
    Can't I just take all 3?

    It sounds glorious, but then again (being completely honest) the people that I do know that have that kind of privilege tend to have an attitude of entitlement. Which doesn’t wash well with me.

    But Jenny! Think of all the time I’d have to serve the community! The great philanthropic works I could accomplish!

    Or I could begin my charity at home I suppose.

  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Maid. I love to cook and drive.
  • noel2fit
    noel2fit Posts: 235 Member
    Maid! My house is filthy because I never prioritize cleaning.
  • nataliecg926
    nataliecg926 Posts: 82 Member
    Maid for sure. I am too picky for a chef, they would hate me lol, and I would probably hate their food.
    I hate cleaning, but I like/don't mind driving myself, I like to be in control there.
  • MikePTY
    MikePTY Posts: 3,814 Member
    I have some variation of all 3 of these, 🙈 because living in certain places outside of America in the world these things are a lot more affordable. I have someone come clean my house every Sunday for about 5 hours, everything from floors to laundry to dishes, for $40 a week. I don't own a car but take Ubers everywhere because they are $2-$5 a ride. And I get healthy lunch delivered every day by a private chef who has a lunch delivery service for $20 a week including delivery.

    Of the 3, maid is probably the most helpful, because I am a really terrible cleaner. But not having to drive anywhere sure is nice too.

  • thveal
    thveal Posts: 13 Member
    Maid. I do most of the cleaning in my house so maid for sure
  • bobshuckleberry
    bobshuckleberry Posts: 281 Member
    Can we call it a personal assistant and they can do all three? Honestly I like to cook, but I wouldn't mind a couple days off a week from it. I clean mine and have weekend cleaning jobs. If I could leave like my clients do and have a clean house, free bed, garbage out, new towels hung and so forth when I got back I would be tickled pink. I love to drive, however, I think I could get used to not driving. I spend at least 15 hours in my car a week now, think of all the books I could read if I had a driver!!
  • irenesalor
    irenesalor Posts: 97 Member
    A personal chef sounds delightful.
  • Cahgetsfit
    Cahgetsfit Posts: 1,912 Member
    maid.

    I like to cook.

    I don't mind driving.

    Cleaning however... pain in the butt.
  • sardelsa
    sardelsa Posts: 9,812 Member
    Chauffeur for me. I hate driving. I love wine. :)
  • JohnnytotheB
    JohnnytotheB Posts: 361 Member
    Chef!!!!!!!!
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    The chef for sure,
    don't want anyone going through all my things so no maid
    I would always prefer to be the driver not the passenger.
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    RastaLousGirl wrote: »
    Can't I just take all 3?

    It sounds glorious, but then again (being completely honest) the people that I do know that have that kind of privilege tend to have an attitude of entitlement. Which doesn’t wash well with me.

    True.. But, if I ever get up there to have all three in my life. I will make sure that I stay humble.
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    If I was to really have to choose. It would be a personal Chef. I don't really like cooking much. Around the Holidays I get in the cooking spirit, but that is about it. I wish I could just blink an eye and nod my head, and puff.. Dinner on the table! I don't mind driving, especially if it is a great car/truck, and I love cleaning and feeling organized.

  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    bobshuckleberry wrote: »
    Can we call it a personal assistant and they can do all three? Honestly I like to cook, but I wouldn't mind a couple days off a week from it. I clean mine and have weekend cleaning jobs. If I could leave like my clients do and have a clean house, free bed, garbage out, new towels hung and so forth when I got back I would be tickled pink. I love to drive, however, I think I could get used to not driving. I spend at least 15 hours in my car a week now, think of all the books I could read if I had a driver!!

    ohh.. you sly dog you! I like your way of thinking! :smile:

  • _faedreamer
    _faedreamer Posts: 56 Member
    Maid, for sure. I'm a decent cook so a chef isn't necessary, and I live in Washington DC where we have a great public transit system so I don't need help getting around, but man do I hate housework. It never ends! You finish doing something and it doesn't stay done, it just needs cleaning again the next day, week, month, whatever. If I could afford it a maid would be the very first thing I'd splurge on.

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