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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    50/50 odds doesn't seems so bad until you attempt to plug in a USB cable.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    You know coffee is a big deal when millions of people have a dedicated table for it and don't even drink coffee.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When we're small, we're taught to "not judge a book by its cover", but also that "the first impression is the most important".
  • promisesstandin
    promisesstandin Posts: 150 Member
    why aren't you "sane" when you're IN it = "IN" sane ?
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    They need to stop!
    Sure as s*** we'll end up with Cylons or Terminators.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There is a whole generation of people who will read “West Philadelphia” and can’t stop themselves from adding “born and raised” in their head.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny little elf in your phone who's trying so hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The left earbud is either in the right ear or in the right ear.
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    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Somewhere there is a grandmother, whose grandson really is the most handsome boy in the world.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If zombies appeared, we would really just put them inside a giant concrete prison, put a "bait hanging in front of you" helmet on them, and tie them to a turbine to generate power.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The middle ground between “sea” and “land” is “sand”.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Somewhere there is a grandmother, whose grandson really is the most handsome boy in the world.

    That would be me. :)
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Ducks are pretty much just all-terrain chickens.
  • blueunicorn125
    blueunicorn125 Posts: 411 Member
    Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box. :D
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited July 2019
    What if it's all for us.
    Living in a fabricated universe like Truman.
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  • austinwb8
    austinwb8 Posts: 149 Member
    I was given a pair of pajama bottoms. The label on the packaging says "Performance Sleep Pant". What does this even mean?!?!
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    austinwb8 wrote: »
    I was given a pair of pajama bottoms. The label on the packaging says "Performance Sleep Pant". What does this even mean?!?!

    It means you can run fast when you dream :D
  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
    austinwb8 wrote: »
    I was given a pair of pajama bottoms. The label on the packaging says "Performance Sleep Pant". What does this even mean?!?!

    If nothing happened the first time you wore them, maybe you had them on backwards? :D

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