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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You left me :'(:'( for the neighbour, his wife wasn't happy either :D
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    There was a no smoooking sign on her cigarette break 😂
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    edited August 2019
    She called things ironic that weren't. How ironic! Plus she was collecting like 10,000 spoons.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He ate all the cookies, including the neighbours
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Her crazy ex kept breaking into my house and stealing my cookies
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    She changed the locks and I couldn't get to her cookies.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He kept losing the house keys. I gave up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I'm pretty sure he put the hole in my kayak.. I think he was trying to kill me.
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    She found out I was trying to kill her.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He went to jail for attempted murder..
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She would'nt break me out ,
  • Alzzi_2
    Alzzi_2 Posts: 2,149 Member
    His music was too awesome
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She would'nt let go of my Guitar
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    He didn't like campfires anymore.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She kept blowing out my matches
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    She kept refering to 'it' as my match
  • Dra0i
    Dra0i Posts: 43 Member
    edited August 2019
    I dunno how to delete this, and obviously there is a game here I don’t know how to play lol.
  • Alzzi_2
    Alzzi_2 Posts: 2,149 Member
    He didnt know what to do
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dra0i wrote: »
    I dunno how to delete this, and obviously there is a game here I don’t know how to play lol.

    You click on the 3 dots and then report.. it says something like this is my post and I want it deleted. Mods will do it for you.. :)


    She went shopping and just never came home :(
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She tried to make me like relish on toast. yuck!

    :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Never appreciated my cooking
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I didn't have a beard.. she said that's a deal breaker :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Thats soooo not true!! It was because she shaved her beard and left the Carnival life and me behind! 😭

    Shhhhhh... Dont tell her I showed you my fav pic of her!

    h472rowa01hy.png
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
    He didn't like pizza
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Thats soooo not true!! It was because she shaved her beard and left the Carnival life and me behind! 😭

    Shhhhhh... Dont tell her I showed you my fav pic of her!

    h472rowa01hy.png

    😮 those pics were only for you 😁

    She liked pizza too much. We had to eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I was just couldn't eat another bite
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    NoHookUpZone wrote: »
    He didn't like pizza

    She called me a HE! 😟

    She was always bringing me Pizza that someone else made for her!
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    She got sick of all the cakes I'd make for her.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    She was dusting the cakes in arsenic - made me sick
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Wouldn't share his cookies
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She ran away with the neighbour :(

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