Guess whats in my pocket?
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My friend request0
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r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »My friend request
I panicked.. thought I'd missed it..
A pocket full of $ cause we off to da club later 😁1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »My friend request
I panicked.. thought I'd missed it..
A pocket full of $ cause we off to da club later 😁
🤣1 -
A wine cork that she pulls out after free bean burrito day at the office.0
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A punch card to Big Carl's house of sausage. Shes at 97 punches. Three more and she not only gets to meet Carl and his sausage, but gets one free all you can eat sausagefest.1
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Two little bouncy balls. He will ask you to hold them, but he gets upset if you tell him his balls are small.0
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Two lemons and an extra large stick of summer sausage0
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A little globe. Sometimes he lets you hold the whole World in your hand. If you are nice to him.0
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A mini magic 8 ball and a stick of patchouli incense. No decisions are made without consultation.0
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A mustache, for when she wants people to think shes a dude.0
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A black sharpee. He gets annoyed whenever there is a lull in the conversation, so he'll whip it out and quickly draw a mustache on the face of whoever he was talking to. It immediately starts a new dialogue.0
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One hand, and the other one is flicking a cigarette 🎶0
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A small can of Raid. Never leaves home without it0
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A bag of lollies/candy0
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A giant beef stick. She pulls it out and chews on the end while staring at men with mullets.0
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Also a giant stick of beef, except he pulls it out when he thinks nobody is looking and waves it around0
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Marshmallows0
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A Go Pro camera so she can record her exploits from a "crotchal viewpoint"0
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A pack of smiley face stickers. Whenever he sees anyone who appears to be a "bit too nippley" as he likes to describe it, he pulls them out and sticks a smiley face over each nip.0
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Post it note.. whenever she sees a hot dude . She would write down score . Slap on the guys behind as they walk by0
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A slimgirljo voodoo doll2
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A small tank of helium and a face mask0
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Playing cards0
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A rubber mallet. He hits himself in the head with it when he’s done talking to you.0
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A grasshopper that she’s named Fluffy and takes with her everywhere she goes.0
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A knife, she stabs at every guy whom she kisses!0
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A mini tape deck with his personal anthem on it. Staying Alive, which he plays anytime he walks into a room0
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A paper clip, pen and 2 mothballs.. he likes to pretend he's McGyver and make things out of them0
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Keys and lollies0
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His favorite book
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