Guess whats in my pocket?
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Not a banana.... you're totally happy to see me0
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heyjude0225 wrote: »Not a banana.... you're totally happy to see me
I'm a girl.. it's a banana
Idk what he has in his pocket but it's sticky cause when he shakes your hand it's kinda like glue on it.. you have to tug to let go.0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »heyjude0225 wrote: »Not a banana.... you're totally happy to see me
I'm a girl.. it's a banana
Idk what he has in his pocket but it's sticky cause when he shakes your hand it's kinda like glue on it.. you have to tug to let go.
You were so not there when I typed that (face palm)1 -
Rubber underwear. When things get tough at work he likes to pull them out and ask others to put them on...just in case “things get sticky up in here”. That’s what he says.1
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Mensa yearly membership dues receipt0
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A cucumber with some holes poked into it. When bored they pull it out and pretend it’s s harmonica.1
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ROFL. I do play a Hohner blues harp.1
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A fake finger so she can pretend that her finger was cut off by her harp strings whenever the audience doesn’t seem in to the music as much as she thinks they should be1
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A bikini top made out of black olives. Don't tell anyone, but she's planning to have a reduction and the pepperoni will be too large.2
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Lint0
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A tiny solar system that launches gold, heart-shaped satellites to photograph her face.1
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Nuts and bolts0
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Lip gloss and a selfie stick0
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A koala bear named Stevie. She has him trained to steal circus peanuts. Currently she's working on upgrading to candy corns.1
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Snap-pops and a whoopee cushion0
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Sunscreen0
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She's got one hand in her pocket
And the other one is giving a high five0 -
Exactly 2,115 fortunes from his favorite Chinese restaurant. He orders an egg roll and a fortune cookie every day, searching for the perfect fortune.0
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »Exactly 2,115 fortunes from his favorite Chinese restaurant. He orders an egg roll and a fortune cookie every day, searching for the perfect fortune.
is this slang?0 -
A list of hot mum's available0
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