We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He didn't like buttered popcorn0
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She put too much butter on everything. And I do mean Everything.
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He couldn’t believe it wasn’t butter.1
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Wouldn't allow dairy in the house0
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She said we didn’t need a morning alarm..she preferred to be woken up by her dog licking our faces0
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Found a pile of used adult diapers in their closet. Like 3 feet tall kind of pile...0
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She would leave a tampon in my office bag to remind me to buy them0
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Imagine the crap I had to put in Happimess’s bag as reminders to get TP and tissues.0
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He had tp issues0
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Told me to get TP and when I brought back a twelve-pack walked out0
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He preferred leaves to tp,
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She wouldn’t leaf me alone.1
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She wouldn't stop with the terrible puns.
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He was secretly into punishment.1
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She never shared what her name means0
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She never could remember where I was from! Ahhhh Vienna0
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Ahhh Vienna, seems I was destined to never be number 1, stuck at number 2 and only going down from there0
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He was stuck being a number 2 1
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Will get back to ya.. 😝0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Waiting on breakfast.. 😝1 -
Eats too much for breakfast0
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Stingey on making breakfast... Man gotsa eat.0
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All I wanted was pancakes and bacon but they were all gone cause he ate them all0
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I told her I couldn't resist gorging on pancakes and bacon, but she didn't take me seriously until she found out I ate the whole thing.
Now where's my Alka Seltzer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFKifpMtlNs 0 -
when he found out i actually ate the whole thing before him
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kept putting Bailey's on cereal instead of milk0
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She said she was training for a marathon but she was actually cheating on me with two guys0
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happimess01 wrote: »She said she was training for a marathon but she was actually cheating on me with two guys
damn...i really *kitten* things up. LOL1
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