We broke up because...
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She spent all our money buying gifts for her Boytoy!0
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She kept buying me too many gifts0
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He wouldn't let me drive.0
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She wouldn't let me in her hamik0
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He used butter for everything but eating ....sunscreen, soap0
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I had to bait his hook 🙄🤦♀️0
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She was too pretty0
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She kept demonstrating to other men how flexible she was0
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because he liked donuts more than me0
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She ate too much junk food0
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He wanted to be the one to walk down the aisle at our wedding and I hated that0
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He is a cartoon character0
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She thought I was too comical0
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He likes to look in the mirror at himself too much.1
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She never wore deodorant0
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so I can have a painter immortalize that strong jawline0
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He was more a mess than happy 😋0
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She did'nt like my messes0
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She was a hot mess.
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Blamed me for the mess in his life 🤨0
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she chose a bearded guy over me
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she used those eyes on someone else0
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he kept disappearing0
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I told her I was a Blackhawks fan.0
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She kept trying to get my attentions during Blackhawks games, and she's dang distracting!
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The Blackhawks were his passion. I tried everything to get his attention, sadly my naked pole dancing couldnt even draw his attention.. 1
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The pole dancing was great. It became awkward when it the flag pole in the park. I tried to encourage more private areas. The affection had to shine.1
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he wanted me to move somewhere cold0
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She made me wear a different choker every day0
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She kept eating my meals when i wasn't lookingThis would actually happen for real and you know it1
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