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Guess whats in my pocket?
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Smelling salts...in case she needs to wake up one of her...guests1
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A tiny replica of the Pope. Whenever someone does or says something he doesn’t like he’ll pull it out and say “Tiny Pope does not approve”.0
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A pocket full of sparklies. Whenever someone she doesn't want to talk to corners her, she throws out a handfull, yells "LOOK, SHINIES" and runs.0
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A chewed up tootsie roll. He says it’s a turd from his cat and he likes to show it to people and ask them if they think his cat is healthy or not.0
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Several severed doll heads and a fingerling potato.0
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The secret word of the day0
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A plane ticket to visit me1
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a pair of boxer briefs for when he needs to put on his big boy underpants and do something difficult0
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A mini microscope, slides, and swabs. Before agreeing to talk to you she demands a saliva sample which she examines for signs of sickness.0
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Gary Coleman's middle school yearbook0
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my pizza0
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A bunch of love letters he wrote to Mrs. Garret from The Facts of Life.0
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A nametag that reads "This girl". She loves asking people questions like...You know who has the hottest buns in town? Then whipping out her nametag.0
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A ghost face mask like from the movie Scream. He likes to go to the retirement home while wearing it and hide in the showers. Good times.0
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Your collection of belly button fluff?1
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lokayshelokay wrote: »Your collection of belly button fluff?
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Banana of course0
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Some crushed whole wheat. She likes to sprinkle it on her ice cream and dessert so she can tell her dr. she is strictly eating whole wheat foods.0
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Donuts0
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An old crumpled list. At the top it says "seventh grade"
There is a list of names. Some have hearts drawn by them, some have daggers. Several of each are crossed out and several are highlighted. She pulls it out several times a day and gets a large grin on her face.0 -
an old candy lipstick. He likes to pull it out and show it to women while he waggles his eyebrows and smirks "This isn't really lipstick!".0
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Candy corns. Whenever a handsome, mustachioed man is near, she pats her pocket , looks them in the eye and says "Cmere, I got you"0
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A bag of bloodied teeth.. they aren't his
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My keys1
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A potato. He says it’s his girlfriend and he calls it “Patricia”.0
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An EPI pen. Determined to be a local hero some day, she always has one on her. So far, she has stabbed three mailmen, two walmart shoppers, and three heavy breathers. She has yet to make the news.0
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An old life saver. He pretends it is a ring and uses it to propose to every woman he sees at his local bowling alley on fifty cent wing night.0
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Weed0
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