Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    All the unwanted plastic army men (which consist of all the radio operators). She adopts them from sandlots and kids backyards. The forlorn radio guys, left in the wilderness with no one to radio.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    *slides hand in* it's squishy, kinda cold .. I have no idea 🤔 gimme a clue
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    *slides hand in* it's squishy, kinda cold .. I have no idea 🤔 gimme a clue

    Does it feel like chicken skin?

    Shes got a bra, with tassels hanging from the pointy bits. Just in case the opportunity to use it comes up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    *slides hand in* it's squishy, kinda cold .. I have no idea 🤔 gimme a clue

    Does it feel like chicken skin?

    Shes got a bra, with tassels hanging from the pointy bits. Just in case the opportunity to use it comes up

    :laugh: why yes, yes it does.

    He has a pocket full of dollar bills
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Monopoly money

    Don't ever let her be the banker!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Zigzag scissors
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Its empty but when she doesn't remember to take her meds she will insist that she has three magic beans in there that will grow into castles for the fairies.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Coffee beans, a hairnet, a small funnel. Shes been preparing for an emergency for years. One day, she will be able to make coffee from rainwater. One last cup of coffee as the world falls.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    a picture of the largest pumpkin from the book of world records. He likes to tell people that he grew it and when they don't believe him he will yell "but my pumpkin is the bestest pumpkin you pumpkin headed fool!"
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    A small black box, with a large, red button. Underneath the button is the words "only press in case of emergency". I'm not sure what its purpose actually is, but I can say: The last three times she pressed it was when Wal Mart ran out of brownies.
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
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    A key to the play boy mansion
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    his t-shirt
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    edited October 2019
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    A $4 bill
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    His hands
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
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    A baby kangaroo
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
    edited October 2019
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    what pocket? He stands there butt naked...
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
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    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    what pocket? He stands there butt naked...

    🤣🤣 that was a secret
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
    edited October 2019
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    Oh damn...sorry mate

    And i promise i wasn't staring at that banana

    I can go crazy over bananas
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  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    Runts candy. But only the banana flavoured ones. Where he’s from, they’re used as currency.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    usb stick with 10 horror movies on it

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