Guess whats in my pocket?
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Two bananas, in case a spare is needed0
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An empty ketchup packet that he keeps in case he needs an emergency condom0
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A jar of bee pheromone in a lipstick tube. Whenever she needs perfect lips, on it goes until shes stung 4 times on average.0
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An albino tadpole he found in a pond . He likes to tell people that he works in a nuclear power plant , pull it out (the tadpole) and say, “see....look at my last sperm sample!”2
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Sampler from a tadpole farm0
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pizzamyheart wrote: »An albino tadpole he found in a pond . He likes to tell people that he works in a nuclear power plant , pull it out (the tadpole) and say, “see....look at my last sperm sample!”
Tigg_er has donor card in his pocket. no, not sperm ya pervs, a Good Will donation card for tax purposes1 -
I'm not falling for that again.. I'm not sticking my hand in there to find out.
Last time he said there was lollies... there was not 😕0 -
An Australian tarantula. A real one 😳1
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A member punch card to Coldstone Creamery. Shes one punch away from getting that cookie dough ice cream with pretzel pieces in a waffle cone. Today is the day.0
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »A member punch card to Coldstone Creamery. Shes one punch away from getting that cookie dough ice cream with pretzel pieces in a waffle cone. Today is the day.
I actually LOVE Coldstone and this is much closer to the truth than you think 😁1 -
Candy cigarettes. She takes them out during happy hour thinking they make her look cool.0
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A little angel. She removed it from her left shoulder and stuffed it in her pocket. A little devil is still on her right shoulder.0
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Pills, hallucinagens.. helps him to see little angels and devils , even the odd pink elephant and purple talking giraffe0
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A little voodoo doll of Neil1
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The key to the torture chamber0
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Receipt for a French maid outfit for men0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »The key to the torture chamber
You got the second key1 -
A ripcord that he can pull to remove his pants for whenever he feels the need to do a chip n dales routine0
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Henbane or Amanita just in case a berzerk state is needed0
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An old red glove. Whenever he sees any young guys start to one up each other he will pull it out and stretch it over his head and pretend to be a rooster. Then he does an odd dance saying “I’m *kitten* of the doodle doo” in an effort to enforce his seniority.0
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