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We broke up because...
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too needy , I am more independant1
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She called me a *kitten* for not carrying the groceries from the car to the house in one trip2
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she dropped the groceries while trying to carry them. I told her to lift heavier at the gym and this woulnd happpen0
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Discovered 5 empty bottles of Kamasutra Oil in her drawer when i came home from a trip0
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Used my Karmasutra oil for cooking0
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He used my pictures to advertise his Kamasutra oil without my permission0
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He told me he didn't like my cakes. 😐1
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Wouldnt quit her obsession with watching pornography of people in whip cream.0
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had a metal hip and i would wake up everyday to find new bruise marks all over me0
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Refused to take me to see the beautiful view in his profile picture.0
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We are no longer friends because she ate the last donut. Damn you donut eating fiend!!!0
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Got mad because I never bought donuts.0
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He had the mind of a monster.. I was afraid to sleep, I slept with both eyes open1
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She wouldn't turn the heat on in the basement that I was locked in0
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Wouldn't share the damn juice!0
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Always rubbing my nose in how juicy and luscious his ex was 😩1
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Never explained how many times you could reply to "We broke up because..." in a row1
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She wanted breakfast for dinner0
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Wouldn't let me have pancakes for dinner0
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I served her pancakes in morning....big mistake0
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Rubber table...snm0
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After his ex Gus nobody could measure up
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Raych's heart belong to another1 -
She wasn't flexible enough0
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he was too flexible0
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She liked her dog more than me0
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Insisted on me doing the downward dog every single night!0
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You threw a snowball at me and broke my front teeth0
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