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He wrote the day of the week on his underwear. Today is Tuesday and he was wearing Saturdays. 🤮0
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he told me i cant eat taco bell anymore...;(0
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She left in the middle of our honeymoon to conduct a Brazilian wax workshop in Miami0
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He was stinky 🤭😁0
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she would never cuddle with me ;(0
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Her fanclub grew too large, I got lost in the crowd 😢0
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She got lost, she was supposed to be home at 5pm, that was 2 years and 3 months ago
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She let me get away with murder.0
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She made me an accomplice to murder.1
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She was my getaway driver, but drove away without me!0
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She hated me for choosing a 9 course over intercourse0
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Those two little letters.... E.D.0
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She didn't like Edible Delights fruit arrangements1
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Didn’t share his cinnamon twists0
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Always had nachos without me0
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he ate crackers in bed0
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I ate crackers in bed1
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She wasn’t ok with the life size Kate Upton photo on the bedroom ceiling1
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Wouldn't let me eat sushi off of her0
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happimess01 wrote: »She wasn’t ok with the life size Kate Upton photo on the bedroom ceiling
Wasn’t ok with my zac efron body pillows on the bed0 -
bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Wouldn't let me eat sushi off of her
Wouldn’t rub my feet1 -
She makes crumbs in bed....0
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Cyberbartender wrote: »She makes crumbs in bed....
Hey we talked about this! I clean them up! ... i just push them to your side! It’s all good ... 😂1 -
Cyberbartender wrote: »She makes crumbs in bed....
Hey we talked about this! I clean them up! ... i just push them to your side! It’s all good ... 😂
I am not disappointed....
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He snored like an elephant giving birth all night0
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Had a fascination with elephants and I just didn't have the trunk1
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My Half Marathon time was not as fast as his.... I could not keep up
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She was always falling behind0
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