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• happimess01 Posts: 2,886Member Member Posts: 2,886Member Member

  Every week, She would get her hand stuck in the Pringle’s can

  November 13, 2019 12:56AM edited November 2019

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• bigjuicy1234 Posts: 21,940Member Member Posts: 21,940Member Member

  He wrote the day of the week on his underwear. Today is Tuesday and he was wearing Saturdays. 🤮

  November 13, 2019 2:15AM

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• PopRox90 Posts: 6,575Member Member Posts: 6,575Member Member

  he told me i cant eat taco bell anymore...;(

  November 13, 2019 4:22AM

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• happimess01 Posts: 2,886Member Member Posts: 2,886Member Member

  She left in the middle of our honeymoon to conduct a Brazilian wax workshop in Miami

  November 13, 2019 4:25AM

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• Joeyd727 Posts: 761Member Member Posts: 761Member Member

  she didn't like that my feet smelt as bad as my turkey and swiss cheese sandwich 🤷🏻‍♂️

  November 13, 2019 4:51AM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 229,087Member Member Posts: 229,087Member Member

  He was stinky 🤭😁

  November 13, 2019 4:52AM

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• PopRox90 Posts: 6,575Member Member Posts: 6,575Member Member

  she would never cuddle with me ;(

  November 13, 2019 4:58AM

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• theresa120 Posts: 16,759Member Member Posts: 16,759Member Member

  Her fanclub grew too large, I got lost in the crowd 😢

  November 13, 2019 6:15AM

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• slimgirljo15 Posts: 229,087Member Member Posts: 229,087Member Member

  She got lost, she was supposed to be home at 5pm, that was 2 years and 3 months ago

  November 13, 2019 6:36AM

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• Essenzookzee Posts: 1,767Member Member Posts: 1,767Member Member

  She let me get away with murder.

  November 13, 2019 6:39AM

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• Beka3695 Posts: 2,127Member Member Posts: 2,127Member Member

  She made me an accomplice to murder.

  November 13, 2019 12:54PM

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• theresa120 Posts: 16,759Member Member Posts: 16,759Member Member

  She was my getaway driver, but drove away without me!

  November 13, 2019 2:22PM

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• happimess01 Posts: 2,886Member Member Posts: 2,886Member Member

  She hated me for choosing a 9 course over intercourse

  November 13, 2019 2:23PM

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• Beka3695 Posts: 2,127Member Member Posts: 2,127Member Member

  Those two little letters.... E.D.

  November 13, 2019 2:46PM

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• bigjuicy1234 Posts: 21,940Member Member Posts: 21,940Member Member

  She didn't like Edible Delights fruit arrangements

  November 13, 2019 2:49PM

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• PopRox90 Posts: 6,575Member Member Posts: 6,575Member Member

  Didn’t share his cinnamon twists

  November 13, 2019 3:47PM

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• bigjuicy1234 Posts: 21,940Member Member Posts: 21,940Member Member

  Always had nachos without me

  November 13, 2019 3:49PM

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• Beka3695 Posts: 2,127Member Member Posts: 2,127Member Member

  he ate crackers in bed

  November 13, 2019 3:55PM

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• PopRox90 Posts: 6,575Member Member Posts: 6,575Member Member

  I ate crackers in bed

  November 13, 2019 3:56PM

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• happimess01 Posts: 2,886Member Member Posts: 2,886Member Member

  She wasn’t ok with the life size Kate Upton photo on the bedroom ceiling

  November 13, 2019 3:57PM

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