We broke up because...
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@bigjuicy1234 broke the thread.... So we broke up0
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Breaks up for any little reason0
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She would'nt tie my boots for me0
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Might have been those thigh high boots he likes to wear 🤐1
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She was always the center of attention because she was more fabulous than me. I couldn't handle being left out0
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She wanted me to take her last name and be forever known as Mr. fingerbottom0
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It was better than Mr Assclownhappimess01 wrote: »She wanted me to take her last name and be forever known as Mr. fingerbottom
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Bcuz of that^, no one took our wedding card seriously and we didnt have any guests at the wedding. We had to call it off0
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Well when you get an invitation like this ^^^^
I told you nobody would believe us0 -
She wouldn’t watch Star Trek with me0
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He only watched The New Generation! Phfttt... Only Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock & Scotty are worthy of my time, the heck with the rest of them wanna be Trekkies! 🔺0
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It was better than Mr Assclownhappimess01 wrote: »She wanted me to take her last name and be forever known as Mr. fingerbottom
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He only watched The New Generation! Phfttt... Only Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock & Scotty are worthy of my time, the heck with the rest of them wanna be Trekkies! 🔺
Too Trekky for my taste she had to go. 🖖🏾0 -
mommabear4315 wrote: »
It was better than Mr Assclownhappimess01 wrote: »She wanted me to take her last name and be forever known as Mr. fingerbottom
Did not like how I made my coffee.
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She wouldn't take my name as her own0
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She loved beards, no matter how hard I tried I couldn't grow one for her1
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She said she loved beards, but she kept trying to light mine on fire. She misinterpreted my favorite song maybe???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoX6AKuYWL8 0 -
He stopped walking shirtless around the house0
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happimess01 wrote: »He stopped walking shirtless around the house
Kept all the mess to themselves.......0 -
Like to be messy everything I could not cope.0
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She had a thing for short Japanese businessmen and had their posters all over our bedroom wall0
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He told me I was too short and too smiley.. 🤷♀️0
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We did ?
first I knew 0 -
She wanted me to compliment one of her body parts every day. Monday was knees and i blanked out0
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My knees didnt fit the bill 0
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She kept asking me about her knees..0
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He would never say that I was the Bees Knees 🐝0
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Her knees were simply too fabulous.0
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She decided to get a knee augmentation even after I specifically told her I didn't like fake knees.
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He said he didn't like fake..so when he found out that only 25% of me was real he dropped my fake butt like a hot rock 0
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