We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She kept taking my lighter , could'nt light no fires0
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He said that I didn't light his fire any longer ☹️0
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She was lighting too many other fires, if you know what I mean0
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I never know what he means! 🙃🔥1
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She always spoke in some alien language and I NEVER knew what she meant!0
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She spoke in foreign tongues when I'd ask her what's for dinner.1
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got me drunk and took me to the tattoo artist to get her name tattooed on my chest0
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Had someone else's name tattooed on his chest.0
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She had a woman's name tatooed on her chest in Chinese. Very odd.0
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He accused me of cheating because of "Faith" being tattooed on me. It's not just a woman's name!0
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She didn’t understand my lactose intolerant situation and kept getting me regular milk.0
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She said she lacked toes but I could count 12 of them0
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He couldn't count past 12...0
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She was keeping count of how many other men she saw every day.0
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She didn't know what a bakers dozen was.0
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Wanted me to give birth to a baker's dozen and had to be married on a Friday 13th0
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She had Paraskevidekatriaphobia. Fear of Friday 13th.0
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Kept calling the telephone numbers written on toilet walls, when they called back they apparently didn't "want a good time"0
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Too wobbly to have a good time 😯🤪1
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She was always complaining about my wood chipper.0
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