We are pleased to announce that on March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor will be introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the upcoming changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
Random Thought For the Day
Replies
-
honeybee__12 wrote: »Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !
Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?0 -
TheMrWobbly wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !
Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).
We were married 35yrs,
lived together since we were 17,
I trust him with my life.
I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.
3 -
Imagine if trees could communicate to us. Would we be so quick to cut them down?2
-
honeybee__12 wrote: »TheMrWobbly wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »Someone stop me.
Due to lack of other options I might just try to seduce my ex husband.
I know it’s wrong but good grief,
what’s an old lady to do?
So close to 10,000 amazing comments in a row and then you throw out this one @honeybee__12 !
Firstly there would be no seducing - we men are simple foolish folk and mere suggestion sex would expunge all other thought process. Secondly you used the words ex-husband and trust in the same sentence - unless you are both clear that the reason they became an 'ex' can never reappear then you are settling for comfortable and not passionate, like a pair of slippers, are you ready for the same pair of slippers, for ever, and ever, and ever?
O k a y,,,,,,,,,,,,
So sorry I disappointed you with my post (sarcasm).
We were married 35yrs,
lived together since we were 17,
I trust him with my life.
I appreciate you taking the time to read and respond to my post,
I am a little defensive, I know, sorry.
If you want to sleep with him then sleep with him. So long as you're honest about what it does or doesn't mean.2 -
1 -
Actually here is one I pondered earlier today and even posted on my wall.
I recently got a new memory foam bed a week ago and now I'm wondering. Does it remember all the times I fart on it and is it plotting revenge?
Is it going to save them all up and give me a Dutch oven from hell one day?
2 -
2 -
2 -
4 -
3 -
Today I'll reach for the stars.
Perhaps vertically...
2 -
Why do people always reward the a holes. Why do they always believe their lies. It makes no sense to me. Like if they miraculously changed over night. 🙄👎🏾🧐🤷🏾♀️0
-
The first time I did my own laundry it took me a month... Everything said "wash separately."honeybee__12 wrote: »
6 -
I hate stomach cramps but they are how I know I am alive. If I am processing waste then I am taking in nutrition and I can use that nutrition to do something I like.0
-
seriously,,,,,,,,,,0 -
0 -
SJWs of the 1400s...
0 -
1 -
2 -
What in the fat fishes fabulous phenomenal Fahrvergnügen *kitten* is going on?0
-
We're all okay... really.
3 -
Don't Start No *kitten* ,
And There wont be no *kitten* ,
Anonymous Cowpoke0 -
Imagine if trees could communicate to us. Would we be so quick to cut them down?
There was an old Twilight Zone about a guy that invented this machine so he could hear trees and plants. He went insane when he listened to a tree being cut down by another man. I think the original story was by Ray Bradbury.1 -
honeybee__12 wrote: »
Sounds like the lead-in to a bad joke: A chef, a butler, and a maid walk into a bar. . .2 -
3 -
This content has been removed.
-
You would think that flies would have a more interesting common name0
-
Haha so true!0
-
Lalabrucey is hot1
-
Need a female companion0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394.3K Introduce Yourself
- 43.9K Getting Started
- 260.4K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.1K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 440 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.7K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions