We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Didn’t appreciate the little extra things Iike putting a mattress on the station wagon bc I couldn’t afford the rv

Gave me coffee without milk

She thought going to the grocery store was 'milking the cow's.

She wanted to go couple counseling with only my dog because he was always barking at her

She Kept asking me to say her name in 20 different accents in the bedroom

Couldn’t handle role playing to keep things interesting.

Her preferred lovemaking mascot costume was Godzilla, and mine was Superman. Difficult to manage, but not impossible. It might have worked out if the SPCA hadn't gotten involved and had me hauled me off to jail.

She was always taking trips to Sing Sing where I hear they have conjugal visits 🤨

Every time I walked by she would "accidentally" stick out her foot

Always placing blame on others never owning up to their faults

Could never get his attention, even in my slinkiest nightie, he was still always watching the wheels 😧

wore C string around her ex but i only got to see her in g strings

He donated all my shoes to Goodwill 😧😖🤬

Used my favorite heels to hammer nails in the wall to hang up her "I REALLY HATE SHOES" framed posters. 😮

she cheated on me with her ex early in the relationship, forgave her and fast forward five years I had an indiscretion, she did not return the favor.