We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Omg could she YELL! 🙉0
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She'd never wear her hearing aid0
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She got mad when I gave her a gramophone horn, to hear with.0
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He lived in the Past and would update any technology. Had to communicate with smoke signals. 🙄1
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I get nauseated around Smokers 🤢0
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She was really into black and white colors for some reason. I prefer my colors.0
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His language was too colorful. He kept getting us kicked out of places!1
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she kept mooning other cars on our road trip0
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He was over the moon for someone else0
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she tried to microchip both my dog and me at the dog care centre0
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I found out he had rabies1
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She wasn't scared enough about rabies. *kitten*'s scary yo.0
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I think he may be a little bit wimpy yo, because he scared of little kittens 🐈1
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She knew I was badly allergic to cats and kept bringing kittens around me. She thought it was so funny when I started sneezing and became unable to breathe.
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She was always getting bird poop on her every time she headed out. It was bad0
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she wanted me to suck my gut in when meeting her family. It was a tough 3 hours0
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Complained all the time that my food was not good enough and needed more salt. I told them they were already salty as hell they didn’t need salt in their food!0
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She didn't like McDonald's.0
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She found out her ex got butt implants and told me we're done0
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He was always dressing up as Elmo and begging me to tickle him. In private, it was okay, but when he started doing it in aisle 4 of Walmart, it was unacceptable!0
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Our first date was to a stand up and she told me she's wearing diapers because she might wet herself0
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She was too green with envy of everyone else.0
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He hated bright colors0
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He push me away from the mirror every time he passed by one just to look at himself1
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She was bipolar and thought she was a lion trainer half the time.0
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He didn’t understand the complexity of role playing and had to go0
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She was too much into whips0
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