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We broke up because...
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WHAT MONEY??? 🤑😞0
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I just wanted her money0
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Cleaned out our bank account and skipped town! 🤨0
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She was full of problems and rarely any solutions 🙄0
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She snorts sugar! 😝0
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She was always all over the place, I just couldn't take her volatility anymore 😂0
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Kept calling me by another name..0
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Everytime I tried to talk serious to him he'd show that grin and make me all discumbobulated1
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she never showed off her beautiful smile0
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She never got over her ex..kept him in the closet..0
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turns out she was only dating me to prove to her friends that she is not shallow0
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Whenever I sang to her it sounded like someone was being tortured..(mostly the person i was singing to)0
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He was jailed for vocal torture
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My heart always felt like it was elsewhere...I was right, it was in the garden, scattered and buried with all my other body parts that she had hidden 😂0
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She didn't want to be involved in my new "business venture"0
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She was always plugging my nose while I sleep1
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Her butt was unusually warm. She used the heated toilet seat way too much0
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He was always timing my bathroom breaks. He even tracked it in an Excel spreadsheet. 🙄0
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she loved licking foreheads. Someone made a video of us and it went viral0
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He let his instant fame go to his head. He expected me to carry his umbrella for him.0
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She didn’t have a penis...0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Didn't 🤗1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Didn't 🤗
True, we did not 🤗1 -
I couldn't keep up with the demands0
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He said it himself, he couldn't keep up0
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She was pushing so hard, I couldn't keep up with her.0
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He was too pushy always rushing me around0
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tried to limbo and landed on her butt. I was dissapointed to say the least0
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She was too flexible for me..0
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