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One time I decided to go to a twenty one pilots concert alone. I flew to Baltimore to see them. Waited in line from 6 or 7 am until the show that evening (well we didn’t have to stay in line actually, we got wrist bands). It was amazing and I want to see them again.(I actually saw them the next week in Minneapolis too with my 3 oldest sons). And one of the coolest things, a college age girl found me on Reddit and asked if I wanted to wait in line with her so I did. And that made it even funner. I was like 5 rows from the stage. 😍
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I went to a Beck concert back in 96 or 97 - it was a small venue the Topeka performing arts center I believe - we waited outside after the show and met him and the band - they hung out with us for prolly an hr or so just bs’ing and signing our tickets and cigarett packs lol3
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I went to a Beck concert back in 96 or 97 - it was a small venue the Topeka performing arts center I believe - we waited outside after the show and met him and the band - they hung out with us for prolly an hr or so just bs’ing and signing our tickets and cigarett packs lol
You lucky duck you.0 -
One time I forgot how to pronounce the word "the". It was the strangest thing.
I was reading something and then I put my phone down and asked myself "wait how do I say that word?
C'mon I know the word "the", man!
I see it, its familiar, and I can spell it out, but I just could not sound it out to save my mom's life in that particular moment.
"The"
Craziest feeling ever. Had me googling dementia in my 30s.
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was 14 living in a boarding house in Sao Paulo, Brasil with no adult supervision.
I spent one week skipping school and partying non stop.
Got kicked out.
The nuns didn’t like me.
Go figure. 🤷🏼♀️5 -
miss_zita_2020 wrote: »honeybee__12 wrote: »was 14 living in a boarding house in Sao Paulo, Brasil with no adult supervision.
I spent one week skipping school and partying non stop.
Got kicked out.
The nuns didn’t like me.
Go figure. 🤷🏼♀️
És Brazileira? 😉
Falas Português? 💛
Nope, I’m from Oklahoma.
Dad’s job had us living there in the 70s.
Nao mais, I did, picked it up really quickly but I’ve forgotten all but a few words. 😔3 -
My cadaver patient was down in the morgue... I had to finish my job and harvest the eyes.
I almost fainted reading this. < Respect... hat tip to your fortitude >
I come from a completely medical family, from varying drs to nurses to techs & am the only squeamish one who can't even watch someone change a bandage without feeling weak. I can't tell you how many times at gatherings, that I'd p/u my plate & dizzy with knees weak, stumble away from the table as my relatives talked about patients with gangrene, oozing, amputations, autopsies & many assorted ailments, while eating... nothing phased them.
Several times, I explored going to school for something medical/dental & even shadowed people for a few hrs in hospitals... just couldn't handle it... too bad, cuz they all enjoyed their careers, most moved upwards into other areas of the med profession & they all make good livings.
To the thread, one time I...
... was swimming regularly at my local health club. After a few months, I noticed that everyone began staring at me as I walked by... everyone. Not only did they stare, they stared with mouths agape.
I was 20 & my ego inflated to the point that I was thinking I must look supermodel, Olympic-sensational after my whole 3-mos of swimming. I began slowly strutting from the locker room to the pool, even walking to the far end of the pool so treat for all, they could see me in all my fit glory as I sauntered passed, flipping my hair, posing & melting in their adulation. What a joy it must have been for them.
One night, as I was washing out my bathing suit, while wearing glasses (I've always been blind as a doorknob), I realized why everyone was staring. The entire backside of my bathing suit was thread bare... completely see through. Completely.
Turns out, if you get into the pool & drag your behind on the cement rather than lift & gently place yourself into the water, well, I guarantee that in 3-mos time, you're suit, too, will look like nude pantyhose & you, too, can be a moon over Miami.
I was 2 things... angry that no one ever said anything... really, did they think it was purposeful?
And, second, after the humiliating realization that I'd been mooning the entire locker room & pool area for at least 1-wk, I had to switch days/times I would swim, so no one would ever see me again. I considered buying a Groucho fake nose & glasses & black wig, but realized, no one would recognize my face, only my... well, you know.
It was a great "get over yourself" learning experience, early on in life. Since then, ego in tact.
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When we were living in Brasil I
snuck out the car and drove around town for an hour or so then hit the curb hard, wheel folded under, axle was toast, practically in front of our house.
Limped against the curb in front of the house, bad side in. Lol
My parents saw it anyway! 😱2 -
One time I was photographed during a field performance and was apparently confused in a major way. 😂🙈
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One time I broke into the “witches cemetery” in Atlanta Georgia to do a ghost hunt in the middle of the night. We caught some pretty wicked evps and pictures ❤️
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One time I peed behind a dumpster while my two gay bffs were fighting like wild cats and my husband was keeping watch. Then we partied till 3am. That was this past Valentine’s Day.3
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TarryTaffyTwo wrote: »My cadaver patient was down in the morgue... I had to finish my job and harvest the eyes.
I almost fainted reading this. < Respect... hat tip to your fortitude >
I come from a completely medical family, from varying drs to nurses to techs & am the only squeamish one who can't even watch someone change a bandage without feeling weak. I can't tell you how many times at gatherings, that I'd p/u my plate & dizzy with knees weak, stumble away from the table as my relatives talked about patients with gangrene, oozing, amputations, autopsies & many assorted ailments, while eating... nothing phased them.
Several times, I explored going to school for something medical/dental & even shadowed people for a few hrs in hospitals... just couldn't handle it... too bad, cuz they all enjoyed their careers, most moved upwards into other areas of the med profession & they all make good livings.
To the thread, one time I...
... was swimming regularly at my local health club. After a few months, I noticed that everyone began staring at me as I walked by... everyone. Not only did they stare, they stared with mouths agape.
I was 20 & my ego inflated to the point that I was thinking I must look supermodel, Olympic-sensational after my whole 3-mos of swimming. I began slowly strutting from the locker room to the pool, even walking to the far end of the pool so treat for all, they could see me in all my fit glory as I sauntered passed, flipping my hair, posing & melting in their adulation. What a joy it must have been for them.
One night, as I was washing out my bathing suit, while wearing glasses (I've always been blind as a doorknob), I realized why everyone was staring. The entire backside of my bathing suit was thread bare... completely see through. Completely.
Turns out, if you get into the pool & drag your behind on the cement rather than lift & gently place yourself into the water, well, I guarantee that in 3-mos time, you're suit, too, will look like nude pantyhose & you, too, can be a moon over Miami.
I was 2 things... angry that no one ever said anything... really, did they think it was purposeful?
And, second, after the humiliating realization that I'd been mooning the entire locker room & pool area for at least 1-wk, I had to switch days/times I would swim, so no one would ever see me again. I considered buying a Groucho fake nose & glasses & black wig, but realized, no one would recognize my face, only my... well, you know.
It was a great "get over yourself" learning experience, early on in life. Since then, ego in tact.
Love!!
Reminded me, one time I was sun tanning on the roof of my house with my bestie ...and bikini top fail...she laughed and told me
...yep ego intact! (for future humiliations!)
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One time I peed next to John Mayer while on his Mayer Craft fan cruise to Mexico. I and 3 female friends were invited back to his private party where he mixed music for like 30 of us and I went to use the bathroom then he came in and peed next to me. All the Woman were upset I didn't look at his junk. Why would I? #ilikevagina
Sure but curiosity doesn't make you gay 😁5 -
One time I peed next to John Mayer while on his Mayer Craft fan cruise to Mexico. I and 3 female friends were invited back to his private party where he mixed music for like 30 of us and I went to use the bathroom then he came in and peed next to me. All the Woman were upset I didn't look at his junk. Why would I? #ilikevagina
You are a terrible wingman1 -
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »One time I peed next to John Mayer while on his Mayer Craft fan cruise to Mexico. I and 3 female friends were invited back to his private party where he mixed music for like 30 of us and I went to use the bathroom then he came in and peed next to me. All the Woman were upset I didn't look at his junk. Why would I? #ilikevagina
You are a terrible wingman
If you were peeing next to Jessica Biel would you look at her Vag if you knew I liked her?
I would accidentally bump into her to see if her boobs were real4 -
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One time as a kid I got,
German Measles,
Mumps,
Chickenpox
Salmonella
Impetigo
One time the year I turned 40, I got Mono.
What’s up with that 🤷🏼♀️
One time I got
Serious Bad *** Food Poisoning,
hospitalized.
to name a few.......
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when i was a junior in high school i broke both my arms at the same time
casts were past my elbows - i walked around like a praying mantis for 9 weeks
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One time high school days.
I was running to school (about to be late) and eating a banana for breakfast at the same time. I chucked the the banana peel onto the grass, a cop🐷 saw me, made me run all the way back to throw it in the trash lol. I was late for class.
Go fight real crimes you kittycat. So pitiful.
Although to be fair littering is a crime and you can be fined. I guess he was trying to teach me a lesson.
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stepped on a baby frog while barefoot, gross
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Built a fort in the creek,
built a fire in the fort and caught the creek area on fire, burned about 5ac.
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I took our 4yr old stallion to a class to saddle break him.
It was a success,
never thought I’d do anything like that.2 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »One time I peed next to John Mayer while on his Mayer Craft fan cruise to Mexico. I and 3 female friends were invited back to his private party where he mixed music for like 30 of us and I went to use the bathroom then he came in and peed next to me. All the Woman were upset I didn't look at his junk. Why would I? #ilikevagina
You are a terrible wingman
If you were peeing next to Jessica Biel would you look at her Vag if you knew I liked her?
I would accidentally bump into her to see if her boobs were real
I need to learn this skill because I can never tell from a hug.3 -
happimess01 wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »One time I peed next to John Mayer while on his Mayer Craft fan cruise to Mexico. I and 3 female friends were invited back to his private party where he mixed music for like 30 of us and I went to use the bathroom then he came in and peed next to me. All the Woman were upset I didn't look at his junk. Why would I? #ilikevagina
You are a terrible wingman
If you were peeing next to Jessica Biel would you look at her Vag if you knew I liked her?
I would accidentally bump into her to see if her boobs were real
I need to learn this skill because I can never tell from a hug.
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One time I caught my kids with a fire on a rock in the creek and roasting a fishhoneybee__12 wrote: »Built a fort in the creek,
built a fire in the fort and caught the creek area on fire, burned about 5ac.
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
One time I caught my kids with a fire on a rock in the creek and roasting a fishhoneybee__12 wrote: »Built a fort in the creek,
built a fire in the fort and caught the creek area on fire, burned about 5ac.
It’s the best thing to have a creek to play in when you’re a kid.
So much fun! 😄4
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