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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2020
    She preferred to wear speedos :noway:
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She didn't know the difference between Zita and me!
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    Well you could cure the blind and all.

    She wouldn't tell me how though, so she had to go!
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 44,351 Member
    Kyle has some weird ummm obsessions .....turns away and runs out quickly LOL
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She kept cooking fish in the microwave, stank out the whole kitchen..
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She set me up as the kingpin behind her money laundering operation..
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She didn't have enough money to keep my extravagant lifestyle going..
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She kept a man by her side and preferred him to always speak for her. Most of the time it was fine, but it got a bit annoying when he moaned for her during intimate moments.
  • TornadoTrace
    TornadoTrace Posts: 66 Member
    They never let me see their face. When asked they would scream and run out of the room. I took it as I was not worthy of seeing their beauty. I couldn’t handle the secrets any longer.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Any time I wore grey, she'd freak out and have a meltdown on me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She always had a grey cloud hanging over her...was quite depressing. ☁️😞
  • Bananabeats
    Bananabeats Posts: 73 Member
    Drives a Ford
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I was a fan of beefy trucks and she drove an itty bitty Sports car that my truck "accidentally" backed over and crushed. 😬

    🤭🤫
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She did not approve of my new speedo and kicked me out.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    He believed Carole Baskin was innocent
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was always flirting with the boys and wouldn’t pay attention to me.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Although I didn’t mind her addiction to TikTok, it was my addiction to Tic Tac that bothered her...
  • flynntrader
    flynntrader Posts: 210 Member
    His tatas are smaller than DDD
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His tatas were bigger than mine :(
    Jealousy separated us :'(
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She couldn't handle my moobs correctly.
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    Always stealing my stuff
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    Told me i was only allowed to look in her underwear drawer if i change my fb relationship status
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We did? .. he never told me :'(
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She always expected me to read her mind
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He tried to give me a Labotomy 🤯
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 32,220 Member
    She was a night owl and I an early riser, which meant we never were awake at the same time for those long walks on the beach and etc.
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    I found out she had a list of different identities and credit cards with different names on...
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    I wanted to expose her Money laundering after she refused to go 50/50
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She kept wanting to suntan when there were zombies present.

  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She never left me any cheesecake in the fridge..

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