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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • AdamAussie34
    AdamAussie34 Posts: 168 Member
    😂😂 daily that’s allot of jigging
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I was being nice. I really wanted hourly but was worried you might fall over. 😂🤣😂
  • AdamAussie34
    AdamAussie34 Posts: 168 Member
    Hourly 😂 I’d be stumbling and falling over my own feet
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Well you know what they say about practice, my friend. 😉😂 Setting myself hourly reminders and the minute I don’t get one, we are through.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She had a relationship with some Aussie named Adam claiming that he helped her "practice" to help me. 🤯
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    she didn't realize the triangle is the strongest shape, and can support many times its own weight.
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 44,362 Member
    I am a 1 on 1 type of girl...he wanted more than me so out he went lol
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    My harem wasn't the right fit for her. :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She said I could be wife number 41, this is not acceptable,.. I'm at least in the top 5
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was always telling lies to people trying to get sympathy. She knew she was definitely wife #2.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She called me a #2 :(
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She just couldn't accept her role in my life. :D

    Kidding. :*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She just couldn't accept her role in my life. :D

    Kidding. :*

    We never broke up :*
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She refused to accept that it was over. I've gotten hundreds of messages from her in the past 10 minutes. I'm certain she's outside my window now. If I disappear, someone please call for....
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was always so dramatic. 🙄
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was always belittling my feelings. :'(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Sorry, sugar, I was just upset at not being part of your harem.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was writing Love letters to someone else begging to be in their Harem 😟
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    she convinced my mom to take a twerking class :rage:
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She ate my Sunday w/out asking for permission
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 44,362 Member
    He wouldn't offer a bite of his Sundae...how rude :p
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She would help clean up the sundae she poured all over me.. >:)
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I’m lactose intolerant and he was so inconsiderate of it.
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    The problems she has with her stomach is way too much for me to handle!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He wasn’t really a moose. Just a furry in a bad costume. 😒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found Kyle hiding in our closet.. :( bad PD
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited April 2020
    She got mad that I was putting guys in the closet and not the basement. She started nagging me about putting things where they belong.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She would not do as instructed and then complained when I had no choice but to discipline her.. you made me do it.. :/
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Her basement was too crowded
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    Her basement was too crowded

    Pfft I had it extended.. :D

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