We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She deported me
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    He had a nicer smile! :)
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she wouldn't change her hair to blonde as a b'day gift to me
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    They wore a blonde wig at the weekend and wanted to be called someone else..🤷‍♂️
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She wanted me to hide in her wardrobe all the time..
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    He loved hiding in my besties closet
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She wouldn’t let me steal clothes from her besties closet.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She emptied my entire closet, then wondered why I wanted to wear her clothes
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He looked better in my clothes than I did.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    she completely ignored my left moob. Was fixated with the right one
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    He insisted on wearing a mankini everywhere to flaunt his moobs. My relatives didn't appreciate it at family gatherings.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I found out she had 40 side pieces...hussy !!! :(
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    She didn't like me being a side piece of PD
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    Didn't realise having 5 side pieces still gives a full plate :wink:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    His plate was too full :'(
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    Always room for a slim girl, Jo!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Insisted on wearing his Elsa costume to bed. A minion in a frozen costume just ain't right
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She wouldn't dress up at all.. naked everywhere even shopping and church..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She wore her favourite suit everywhere ( birthday suit) :D Lol
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,841 Member
    She thought I was too much of a prude because I refused to live her nudist lifestyle.