We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She quit strip poker after only removing her socks0
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2 words.. E. D0
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Complained that my tongue was too soft 🤣1
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She said "true story" after every sentence.0
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »She said "true story" after every sentence.
True story..
He emptied the bank accounts and ran off with the neighbour0 -
She only had $6.52 in her bank account0
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He, he.. oh it's too horrible to say. Let's just say I'm scarred for life and will never look at a plunger, rubber tongs and rubber chicken the same way again..0
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She tried to barbecue my rubber chicken0
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »She tried to barbecue my rubber chicken
Noooo I tried to burn it after what you did0 -
Look...the plunger just got stuck....OK???
She just didnt understand1 -
Callousedthoughts wrote: »Look...the plunger just got stuck....OK???
She just didnt understand
Explain to me why all our kitchen utensils kept vanishing.. *taps foot, I'm waiting*
Stuck too?0 -
Loved her spatula more than me0
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he dropped me thrice on our honeymoon. We didn't experiment after that0
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happimess01 wrote: »he dropped me thrice on our honeymoon. We didn't experiment after that
🤣😂 ..
He kinda had a thing for my ex..0 -
I didnt want to fall for anyone after my last experience1
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He also was scarred by my ex..0
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I got a little too rough, left a few scars0
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Those weren’t scars...it was leftover chocolate sauce from bedtime shenanigans. My poor white sheets!!!0
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We had a disagreement on whether caramel or chocolate was best for bedtime fun0
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