We broke up because...

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He looked too much like pepe le pew.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Still not going to let him go.. He's Purdy to look at... ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She refused to let go of her Ex and thinks he's "purdier" than me 😞
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She got mariied behind my back. 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nope.. we're still together :D
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  • josiehanel1968
    josiehanel1968 Posts: 77 Member
    She ran off after a bunch of seagulls
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Flock of seagulls hairdo
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    because I shaved my head - they cared too much about hair-dos! ;)
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    I missed tucking her hair behind her ears
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I caught him with locks of girls hair in a box under the bed, beside it was another box with eyes 😳😱
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t appreciate my collections.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She didn’t appreciate my collections.

    The kidney collection scared me :/ I feared I was next
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    she stopped walking everywhere with her hand in my back pocket
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He wanted constant contact which was sweet. But he wouldn’t let me remove my hand when we were sitting. My hand started to hurt.
  • CoreyAS
    CoreyAS Posts: 45 Member
    Did not ever want to have any contact.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    He has three arms!!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Was judgemental about extra body parts.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She doesn't offer/share
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    I tried to tell him, men don't share bananas
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    His banana was too soft.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Doesn't know how to bake banana bread
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She didn't know how to knead bread
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Doesn't know how to bake banana bread

    I baked banana nut bread yesterday. :D


    Wouldn't stay on his leash.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    It was the worst bread ever! ,😝
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her massages were all knead, no tease. Didnt get the contrast between light tough and the rough stuff.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He couldn't handle pain, and I couldn't handle all his screams for help.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Wanted me to wear handlebars around my neck. I had no idea why
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Cried whenever Queens rendition of "bicycle" aired on the radio.
    Never explained why...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Ruled with an iron fist. When she said "two sugars, one cream", by *kitten*, she meant it
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Carried sugar in his pocket; called himself Paddy

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