We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

PaperDoll_ · June 2020

Ditched him because he wasn’t enough like Jo.

mattig89ch · June 2020

Too flamable, with a fiery temper.

PaperDoll_ · June 2020

He just went up in flames. I don’t know what happened. 😬

lx1x · June 2020

She's a pyromaniac.. burning everything

PaperDoll_ · June 2020

Break up with him? Never. Where’s my lighter...? 😏

lx1x · June 2020

🔥🔥💀👻

Callousedthoughts · June 2020

Kitchen, heat, couldnt stand it, something, something

PaperDoll_ · June 2020

Tried to convert me to Pentecostal

Callousedthoughts · June 2020

Tried to convert me to antichristal

slimgirljo15 · June 2020

He... he.. oh it's too painful to talk about..
Let's just say after the way I found him I will never look at a rubber chicken, egg beaters or feather duster the same again 😳

FabulousFantasticFifty · June 2020

I found risque' photos of her and her kinky "friend" 😲

Callousedthoughts · June 2020

I couldnt find a single risque picture of her and jo.

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Cat0703a · June 2020

She insisted on wearing matching outfits at all times.

lx1x · June 2020

She didn't want to wear...oh NVM 😂

Unknown · June 2020

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Callousedthoughts · June 2020

Complained that I stretched out her favorite high heels. My feet are big, ok?

Unknown · June 2020

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Callousedthoughts · June 2020

Ruined my 1988 Def Leppard concert tshirt

slimgirljo15 · June 2020

I just don't know where it all went wrong 😭

Cat0703a · June 2020

Always wringing her hands and wailing about “things going wrong.” Too doom and gloom for me!

DWBalboa · June 2020

Because of her insensitivity about my getting teary eyed at circuses.
I can't help it if my parents left me at one and I was raised by the bearded lady and the Siamese twins.
They use to punish me by leaving in with the lions overnight.

Callousedthoughts · June 2020

Called me Bobo, wanted to play with my monkey, and charged me admission

Cat0703a · June 2020

He kept asking me to pet the monkey on his back. Turns out he was just super hairy. 🤢

Callousedthoughts · June 2020

Tried to give me a brazilian while I slept

Cat0703a · June 2020

Didn’t appreciate my Brazilian friend Jose, like I did.

lx1x · June 2020

Went with Jose and never came back

slimgirljo15 · June 2020

Because..

PaperDoll_ · June 2020

Lost her last marble

FabulousFantasticFifty · June 2020

Pretty sure she had a marble loose!

We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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