We broke up because...
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she kept reading the dictionary from the 1600's. Even when I got her the most modern one0
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His idea of the modern dictionary was the Urban Dictionary. I was far too innocent for the things I learned.1
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Every other post on urban dictionary said "contributed by @PaperDoll_ "0
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Wasn't supportive of my accomplishments0
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her safewords were all in french and she'd ignore me when I didn't pronounce them correctly0
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He claimed "No" was a word he'd never heard before 😶1
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She made me laugh so I’m keeping her. 😂1
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She was always laughing at me 😟0
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She never laughed at my jokes.0
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All his jokes involved chickens and roads.0
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she didn't like the classics0
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He was all about the classics. Still used a washboard, wore bloomers, and said "Well, I'll be" a lot0
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He was all about the classics too.. I heard "Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn" once too often0
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Because she was a storm chaser. At least that’s what I’m guessing because she was gone like the wind.0
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She had a wind problem.. pewwww🤭0
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Didn't do roleplay0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »Didn't do roleplay
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She flirted with everyone but she put blinders on me so I couldn’t look at anyone but her.0
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She kicked me to the curb0
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