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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she kept reading the dictionary from the 1600's. Even when I got her the most modern one
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    His idea of the modern dictionary was the Urban Dictionary. I was far too innocent for the things I learned.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited June 2020
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    Every other post on urban dictionary said "contributed by @PaperDoll_ "
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Wasn't supportive of my accomplishments
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    her safewords were all in french and she'd ignore me when I didn't pronounce them correctly
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He claimed "No" was a word he'd never heard before 😶
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She made me laugh so I’m keeping her. 😂
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always laughing at me 😟
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She never laughed at my jokes.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    All his jokes involved chickens and roads.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she didn't like the classics
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    He was all about the classics. Still used a washboard, wore bloomers, and said "Well, I'll be" a lot
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was all about the classics too.. I heard "Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn" once too often :(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Because she was a storm chaser. At least that’s what I’m guessing because she was gone like the wind.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She had a wind problem.. pewwww🤭
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    Didn't do roleplay
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    Didn't do roleplay

    Pfft, as if I'd let you break up with me :p:D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She flirted with everyone but she put blinders on me so I couldn’t look at anyone but her.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She flirted with everyone but she put blinders on me so I couldn’t look at anyone but her.

    Annnndddd??? :D

    She was so willful.. wouldnt do as she was told.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She kicked me to the curb

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