We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,850 Member
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    Came home with some kind of Sargento cheese when I sent him for Kraft Singles. Too fancy and high maintenance for me.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
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    I requested nachos for dinner and she got them from Taco Bell. 😒
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I woke up covered in powdered cheese.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
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    Didn’t appreciate me eating cheetos while watching him sleep. He’s so cute when he snores the dust off my cheese puffs.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She'd always sneak in in the middle of the night always covered in orange dust.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    I didn't like tang, and she couldn't handle that.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Picky eater
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    edited June 2020
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    tried to pick out my clothes for me. I like to dress myself thanks
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Wanted to do his own thing. Wanted to feed himself, clean up his own poopies, put on his big boy pants, and choose the tv channel. Ok, I was good with all that except choosing the tv channel. We ARE NOT watching real housewives.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
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    Insisted on watching Tiger King 7 times in a row to understand the “true essence” of the characters. Dressed in theme so he felt part of the show. 😬
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,405 Member
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    Well once we accept her, she is never ever getting rid of us, we will cling to her like nort to a south pole
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Never.. we're BFF's🤗
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,405 Member
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    What she said :innocent:
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
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    He was a stage 5 clinger. Couldn’t even use the bathroom in peace.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She used out closet as her bathroom .. I couldn't break her of the habit 😁
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
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    She came out of the closet and said she keep me a secret anymore
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Also came out of the closet...about Hanson being her favorite all time "band"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,559 Member
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    He Mmmbopped every time we mmmm banged. Ah-noyyyy-ing!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Hated that instead of an O face, I broke out into song. This morning, it was "We built this City" from Jefferson Starship. Not a fan Im guessing
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,326 Member
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    Kept humming the YMCA song.. and doing the macarena dance moves

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