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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was keeping calloused all to herself and wouldn't share. She built a large cage for him out of rocks. Poor guy couldn't even look outside.
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Narcoleptic. Constantly napping0
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Tried to drown me in a very tiny pond.0
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She kept poking me with a fort in the most inappropriate parts.0
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I woke with taffy in some very strange places0
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He wouldn’t let me eat the taffy. 😒0
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She was always in "a beef" with somebody or another0
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Always saying "Wheres the beef", then dying laughing. Wtf?0
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No longer wanted me to call him my Beefcake0
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She kept calling me beefcake II.1
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Called me fruitcake 😒1
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called me cupcake1
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Smelled like cupcakes. I don’t know what happened. I just remember screaming and something about “stop biting me.”0
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Didn't like frosting on cupcakes. Why not just have a muffin then?0
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Constantly talking about "frosting my cupcakes".0
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He used an old family recipe for buttercream and said “made with his love” when he gave them to me. I preferred grocery store icing.0
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Because she actually thought that it was called Napoleon ice cream.1
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The cats didn't approve.0
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This Cat didn’t approve of her creepy mask!0
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Referred to my face as a creepy mask0
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Wore too much makeup.0
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Never let me rest0
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Always said no0
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I forgot the safe word was "more"
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She was just like her Mother,
Shes never Satisfied0 -
Spoke only in song lyrics. I ask him to do the laundry, he sings Kelly Rowland's "Dirty Laundry." It's time to shop for food, he sings Raffi's "The Corner Grocery Store."0
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He's inlove with my friend🤣0
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I was also in love with her friend 😬0
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Addicted to the show Friends. I couldn’t handle hearing about Ross and Rachel any longer. Her bags were on the door step when she arrived home and the Netflix password changed.0
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