The Bad Advice Thread

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  • mtaratoot
    mtaratoot Posts: 14,244 Member
    Touch THEIR face!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    cheat on her/him.

    if you feel bad afterwards, then it means they're the one.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Become angry and hateful.. makes life more enjoyable
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Don’t pick up after your dogs. It makes walks more enjoyable for others.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Upping the ante...
    iMago wrote: »
    cheat on her/him/them

    if you feel bad afterwards, then it means they're the one.


  • MoonOverMyHammies7
    MoonOverMyHammies7 Posts: 585 Member
    Next time your spouse is irate tell them to calm down.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited May 2020
    Next time your spouse is irate tell them, come on is that the best you got... 😂
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
    edited May 2020
    When your wife complains about cleaning up after you, just reminder her that is her job.
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
    edited May 2020
    You only really need 4 hours of sleep a night. Any more than that is just being lazy.
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
    You should treat yourself to dessert every night. It will balance out the pizza and soda you had for dinner.
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
    Make sure to memorize your high school trigonometry formulas. You’ll use that stuff everyday after you graduate..
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Order from GUESS.com they know what they’re doing there 🥴
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if you really want her to like you, then you just need to apologize for everything. constantly.

    don't be afraid to throw a "are you mad at me" in there occasionally too.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if you have a bad dream that you're going to lose her somehow, go ahead and wake her up and tell her all about it.

    its okay to cry during the convo. she'll understand.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Tell your boss what you really think about them, they really want to know!
  • Whyohwhydidsheswallowthefly
    Whyohwhydidsheswallowthefly Posts: 36 Member
    Always act on your emotions. They are the best way to gauge reality and you really don't want to lose your opportunity to speak up.



    Also (and this is real, good advice) NEVER trust a fart on boxing day.
  • Whyohwhydidsheswallowthefly
    Whyohwhydidsheswallowthefly Posts: 36 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Order from GUESS.com they know what they’re doing there 🥴

    And 'Wish'. I mean, who doesn't love surprises?
  • salkavalka
    salkavalka Posts: 148 Member
    edited July 2020
    Please stare at the ladies in grocery stores. We love it

    Also, if you pick the bench behind the squat rack, make sure you rest and give us advice when we're doing our sets. It's really appreciated
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    For a goof, turn the tables. Go to her when you are ready to leave and ask in a snarky tone "Is that what you're wearing?" Hang back for the LOLs.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    jcrav77 wrote: »
    Next time your spouse is irate tell them to calm down.

    Especially if its your wife.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Traffic jams are boring, make sure to use that time wisely to read a book or catch up on your social media. The driver in front of you wont mind if you accidentally tap his bumper a few times when you aren't paying attention.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    That horn on your steering wheel is meant to be used, use it at every opportunity. Especially when someone is crossing the road in front of you, beep non stop they don't know you are late and this will hurry them along.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If you're out hiking and happen to come across a Cougar, run...
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    That horn on your steering wheel is meant to be used, use it at every opportunity. Especially when someone is crossing the road in front of you, beep non stop they don't know you are late and this will hurry them along.

    Yes! Flip the bird at them too. They love that.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    just have a baby
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    iMago wrote: »
    just have a baby

    I hear it's great for fixing broken marriages!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    just have a baby

    I hear it's great for fixing broken marriages!

    it'll fix everything!
  • Theotherwhiteclint
    Theotherwhiteclint Posts: 340 Member
    Don't eat carbs because they make you fat

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