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We broke up because...

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  • tauera73
    tauera73 Posts: 18 Member
    She was always washing off whipped cream
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    he said he quit smoking , but he really didn't
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    We had a heated exchange over bread and butter versus kosher spears. Haven't talked since.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He broke his wall just so I couldn't post my nudes there anymore. πŸ˜₯
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shared nudes with everyone but me :(
  • Tonydevolanii
    Tonydevolanii Posts: 657 Member
    I was way too good for her
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    He never understood how games worked. Trying to teach him uno...πŸ™„
  • Roadie35
    Roadie35 Posts: 132 Member
    Reverse card
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was on the road 24/7
  • Roadie35
    Roadie35 Posts: 132 Member
    Couldn't keep up with me on the road
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    His definition of keeping up was pedaling on a bike alongside the tour bus
  • Roadie35
    Roadie35 Posts: 132 Member
    It's what I do, pedal really fast πŸ˜„
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    edited July 2020
    He replaced the living room furniture with stationary bikes; more opportunities to pedal the better?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She got up one day , said she was going for a ride ... put the pedal to the metal and was never heard from or seen again! 😞
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    Fell of the bike and we didn't noticed untill we were 5 countries far away
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I only ranked third place. 😬
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    Always wanted to come in first
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    edited July 2020
    always came firstπŸ˜†
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    He made everything dirty. I liked it too much and we got in trouble everywhere we went. Wait a minute, let’s not break up.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She never like me to begin with.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    He only liked PDA. Wasnt interested in me at home
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Oh the mess he caused. He was happi about it, I was not :(
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Pretended to "sleepwalk" to the neighbors house each night.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    Woke me everytime i was sleepwalking
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Threw tempter tantrums when they woke up if the coffee wasn't ready
  • kevin_smoove
    kevin_smoove Posts: 350 Member
    edited July 2020
    For whatever reason, couldn't seem to have my coffee ready at the designated time. ;)
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Constantly had alarms chiming as reminders to complete mundane tasks: just live in the moment !!!πŸ™‚
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    Lives in the moment a little too much, some things need planning
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Always wanted to pre-plan things; dinners, vacations, pregnancies... πŸ˜‚
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    edited July 2020
    She wanted me to follow someone else's plan...that she found online....in a Reddit thread.

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