We broke up because...
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I was too much of a sinner.0
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He was more Saint than sinner
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She wouldn't let me keep my Lumberjack on the side π₯΄1
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Her lumberjacks gaff spikes were bigger than mine.0
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idk why, I thought everything was great. But I came home from work and all the furniture was gone along with his clothes
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I thought so too! Who stole our stuff?!?! I'll be right home to square this away.1
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BrustMannEiner wrote: Β»I thought so too! Who stole our stuff?!?! I'll be right home to square this away.
phew, had me worried
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She always smelled like ketchup and sometimes a girl needs some mustard.0
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She did weird things with mustard0
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Covered me in mustard, when i am allergic to it0
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Trying to get me to dress up as a minion for fore play. πππ0
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Chrisjbrawn wrote: Β»Trying to get me to dress up as a minion for fore play. πππ
You are no fun...0 -
We didn't π€0
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Nope, BFF for life1
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He made me stick my hand in all the places where the spiders live. And laughed from a safe distance away.0
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You don't want to know where her hands have been! π²0
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She made me wear gloves when I wanted to touch her.0
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She stole my soul (and by that I mean she drank all the coffee)0
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Rigged up the coffee maker so only his touch is recognized and triggers the power button. π...
Oh I just figured it out... I now know what I must do to get coffee in the morningπ€«0 -
Sheβs got coffee? Take me back! We can work through things! You can change! I mean.. I can change! π0
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never could make up her mind...so wishy washy0
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she was always changing her mind0
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Would never change her socks0
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You never took me to dance class0
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I was allergic π€§0
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I kept flicking her adam's apple!!0
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He told everyone my deepest secrets π0
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She told me I had to remain her deepest secret.0
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She never wanted me alone. There always had to be some guy around. π0
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