We broke up because...

BrustMannEiner · August 2020

I was too much of a sinner.

slimgirljo15 · August 2020

He was more Saint than sinner

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2020

She wouldn't let me keep my Lumberjack on the side 🥴

BrustMannEiner · August 2020

Her lumberjacks gaff spikes were bigger than mine.

slimgirljo15 · August 2020

idk why, I thought everything was great. But I came home from work and all the furniture was gone along with his clothes

heartbroken

BrustMannEiner · August 2020

I thought so too! Who stole our stuff?!?! I'll be right home to square this away.

slimgirljo15 · August 2020

BrustMannEiner wrote: »

I thought so too! Who stole our stuff?!?! I'll be right home to square this away.

phew, had me worried

PaperDoll_ · August 2020

She always smelled like ketchup and sometimes a girl needs some mustard.

Ketch_22 · August 2020

She did weird things with mustard

Minion_training_program · August 2020

Covered me in mustard, when i am allergic to it

Chrisjbrawn · August 2020

Trying to get me to dress up as a minion for fore play. 😂😂😂

Minion_training_program · August 2020

Chrisjbrawn wrote: »

Trying to get me to dress up as a minion for fore play. 😂😂😂

You are no fun...

slimgirljo15 · August 2020

We didn't 🤗

Minion_training_program · August 2020

Nope, BFF for life

Cat0703a · August 2020

He made me stick my hand in all the places where the spiders live. And laughed from a safe distance away.

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2020

You don't want to know where her hands have been! 😲

Cat0703a · September 2020

She made me wear gloves when I wanted to touch her.

Callousedthoughts · September 2020

She stole my soul (and by that I mean she drank all the coffee)

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2020

Rigged up the coffee maker so only his touch is recognized and triggers the power button. 😖...
Oh I just figured it out... I now know what I must do to get coffee in the morning🤫

PaperDoll_ · September 2020

She’s got coffee? Take me back! We can work through things! You can change! I mean.. I can change! 😏

PlentyofProtein00 · September 2020

never could make up her mind...so wishy washy

MzIrish · September 2020

she was always changing her mind

mattig89ch · September 2020

Would never change her socks

Gymnasticsgirl09 · September 2020

You never took me to dance class

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2020

I was allergic 🤧

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2020

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Neil7905 · September 2020

I kept flicking her adam's apple!!

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2020

He told everyone my deepest secrets 😠

PaperDoll_ · September 2020

She told me I had to remain her deepest secret.

Cat0703a · September 2020

She never wanted me alone. There always had to be some guy around. 😕

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