What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?
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@steph6556 He's a good wordsmith. Words are powerful. He's got them eating out of his hand, running after his car and licking his tires. It's all fun. Really.
What will Brustmannzwei say today.
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When she punches me in the dreams3
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »When she punches me in the dreams
Like Bridget the midget using your “dreams” as a speed bag?
Calling the ol’ twig and berries a dream is a new one for me.
*Note to self, add to extensive vocabulary.3 -
@brustmannzwei,
“ He has also improved the effectiveness and efficiency of the shirt in numerous ways. Three such ways is by replacing the buttons with Velcro, removing the sleeves, and elongating the arm hole down to the bottom rib“😂🤣
I haven’t had a laugh like that in a long time!! Technical or dirty I will appreciate everything you come up with. You gots talent
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brustmannzwei wrote: »@brustmannzwei is on a serious roll tonight between the threads I’ve read! This dude seriously needs to write some cheesy women’s romance bc he’s got skills
@steph6556 I dunno. I’m more of a technical writer with an occasional dirty thought that I clean up and post here. If I did it would probably turn out to be something like this...
Brustmannzwei response to RFP
MFP Cheesy Women’s Romance Novel
The respondents shall have an extensive vocabulary:
Brustmannzwi has an extensive vocabulary of stupid, retarded, and made up words which he is proficient at weaving into thoughts and ideas. Most notable words include bewbs, breastisis, bottom buiscuits, metric butt ton, and waffle stomp.
Brustmannzwi is also constantly improving his extensive vocabulary. For example, he’s recently decided that most women on MFP are Georgina Roses.
The respondents shall use red, flannel, lumberjack shirts:
Brustmannzwi is a subject matter expert (SME) with the use of red, flannel, lumberjack shirts. He is adept at the sizes, fit, and finish. He has also improved the effectiveness and efficiency of the shirt in numerous ways. Three such ways is by replacing the buttons with Velcro, removing the sleeves, and elongating the arm hole down to the bottom rib. These improvements resulted in measured improvements of a 94% efficiency in dressing and undressing the shirt, 82% less time donning the shirt due to shirt sleeves twist arm entanglement, and a 200% increase in trouser snake “boinginginging”.
Past Performance:
MFP user 255335 has attested to proper use and appreciation of the word “bewbs” by Brustmannzwi.
He has received numerous light bulbs, smile faces, hitch hiking fingers, and hearts.
The respondents shall explain all grouchy faces:
Brustmannzwi occasionally receives grouchy faces but, they are statistically insignificant and can be attributed to accidental pressing because of where it is located on the screen. For the few grouchy faces that are intentional, they are wrong.
MFP user 1009097687 (or whatever mine is) also appreciates "waffle stomp" and will now use the advanced search features to ensure she's read this story.
Hope you win the RFP 🤞🏿2 -
Eyes2
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Eyes
how did i forget this?1 -
brustmannzwei wrote: »@brustmannzwei is on a serious roll tonight between the threads I’ve read! This dude seriously needs to write some cheesy women’s romance bc he’s got skills
@steph6556 I dunno. I’m more of a technical writer with an occasional dirty thought that I clean up and post here. If I did it would probably turn out to be something like this...
Brustmannzwei response to RFP
MFP Cheesy Women’s Romance Novel
The respondents shall have an extensive vocabulary:
Brustmannzwi has an extensive vocabulary of stupid, retarded, and made up words which he is proficient at weaving into thoughts and ideas. Most notable words include bewbs, breastisis, bottom buiscuits, metric butt ton, and waffle stomp.
Brustmannzwi is also constantly improving his extensive vocabulary. For example, he’s recently decided that most women on MFP are Georgina Roses.
The respondents shall use red, flannel, lumberjack shirts:
Brustmannzwi is a subject matter expert (SME) with the use of red, flannel, lumberjack shirts. He is adept at the sizes, fit, and finish. He has also improved the effectiveness and efficiency of the shirt in numerous ways. Three such ways is by replacing the buttons with Velcro, removing the sleeves, and elongating the arm hole down to the bottom rib. These improvements resulted in measured improvements of a 94% efficiency in dressing and undressing the shirt, 82% less time donning the shirt due to shirt sleeves twist arm entanglement, and a 200% increase in trouser snake “boinginginging”.
Past Performance:
MFP user 255335 has attested to proper use and appreciation of the word “bewbs” by Brustmannzwi.
He has received numerous light bulbs, smile faces, hitch hiking fingers, and hearts.
The respondents shall explain all grouchy faces:
Brustmannzwi occasionally receives grouchy faces but, they are statistically insignificant and can be attributed to accidental pressing because of where it is located on the screen. For the few grouchy faces that are intentional, they are wrong.
MFP user 1009097687 (or whatever mine is) also appreciates "waffle stomp" and will now use the advanced search features to ensure she's read this story.
Hope you win the RFP 🤞🏿
Y’all are too kind. User 255335 is probably real, and not PFM, but I have no idea who it may be.0 -
Mysterious and intriguing2
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mysterious and intriguing
..... would you settle for obvious & predictable ??3 -
stubble.......😉😜1
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Non-stubble...2
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mysterious and intriguing
Blond and sweet.1 -
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The Makeup Selfies.....3
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When she's a bull and charges at every red flag she sees.1
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When he can breathe out his ears
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »When he can breathe out his ears
😂1 -
When her safe word is unpronounceable3
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »When her safe word is unpronounceable
So close, mine is unintelligible4 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »When her safe word is unpronounceable
So close, mine is unintelligible
that's an odd safe word...
so many syllables2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »When her safe word is unpronounceable
So close, mine is unintelligible
that's an odd safe word...
so many syllables
Easier to say than unpronounceable though2 -
Safewords are for winers... I decide what's safe and not safe for you 😏3
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When she dresses like Whistler's Mother.1
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Does not respect boundaries.2
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Has no boundaries2
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Short black bob hairstyles and a witch’s hat. 😍0
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