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We broke up because...
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Lost her temper every time I mentioned going out for Italian!0
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Every time she said she was going out for Italian she didn’t mean food but a man named Giovanni.1
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She was fluent in French but would never speak it, kiss it, or let alone make me French toast in the morning. ☹️0
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Too many stories! It sounded like she made them up!🤥🧐🤥0
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my lawyer asked me to make no comments0
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Had an imaginary lawyer... and other things0
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Could never look past my relationships from the past0
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Only because she always talked about her past relationship problems!0
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She wouldn’t let me talk. Ever. She duct taped my mouth and tied my hands together... I miss her 😏1
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She was just one dimensional0
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All her finger painting "Masterpieces" dedicated to me, only displayed her middle fingers! 😲0
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She keep laying on her pillow.... Boring
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He'd pull the pillow right out from under me knowing I had lower back troubles. 😞0
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Her "lower back troubles" always popped up when I was in the mood. So.. morning, noon, and night.0
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Wasnt appreciative of the job I got for her at our local liquor store.0
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He refused to load the dishwasher properly.0
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She can’t follow instructions and she actually asked me to take pictures to show her how to feed the fish or the dog!0
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I was all for the whole sharing is caring, but i draw the line at relationships0
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He didn't believe in relationships 🥴0
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I just didn't get her lol's
Especially at Auntie Margie's Funeral0 -
I didn't want to go dancing one night, 2 broken kneecaps and a fractured skull later and I'm only just recovering0
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Exaggerated all time.. it was 2 bruised knees and a teenie tiny scrape on his forehead0
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She didn’t like my yumyum sauce. ☹️1
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Her yumyum sauce must have been replaced with yukyuk sauce 😖
I think it was her Ex trying to keep me away! 😧
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Was jealous of my 12 fingers and 12 toes!👊🏽😎0
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She was doing strange things with those 12 fingers and 12 toes!0
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He was always talking about his Ex's Interphalangeal joints. 😧0
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She talked like an anatomy professor.0
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He left me and Dear Heart for a Ditzy Airhead! 🥴0
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