She was a hermit and insisted we move to her beach house "with a view". Turned out hermit crabs were her spirit animal. The beach house was an ocean front cave.
She would go to random houses in the neighborhood in the middle of the night, bang on their doors, and yell profanities. The neighbors couldn't convince her she didn't live there. The law knew midnight calls to our neighborhood were her. We had to move three times. 🤦🏻♀️
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We asked her to run off with us, but she didn’t want to be a part of a “team”🤣 “Less is more” she says 😝😇
Especially at Auntie Margie's Funeral
I think it was her Ex trying to keep me away! 😧