We broke up because...

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She wouldn’t let me talk. Ever. She duct taped my mouth and tied my hands together... I miss her 😏
  • PaintedPlay
    PaintedPlay Posts: 51 Member
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    She was just one dimensional
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    All her finger painting "Masterpieces" dedicated to me, only displayed her middle fingers! 😲
  • Cyberbartender
    Cyberbartender Posts: 1,319 Member
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    She keep laying on her pillow.... Boring ;)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He'd pull the pillow right out from under me knowing I had lower back troubles. 😞
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    edited November 2020
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    Her "lower back troubles" always popped up when I was in the mood. So.. morning, noon, and night.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Wasnt appreciative of the job I got for her at our local liquor store.
  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
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    He refused to load the dishwasher properly.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited November 2020
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    She can’t follow instructions and she actually asked me to take pictures to show her how to feed the fish or the dog!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
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    LaneaJ wrote: »
    She ran off with my ex. Apparently their shared love of photography and ocd was a match made in heaven. 😅

    We asked her to run off with us, but she didn’t want to be a part of a “team”🤣 “Less is more” she says 😝😇
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    I was all for the whole sharing is caring, but i draw the line at relationships
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited November 2020
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    He didn't believe in relationships 🥴
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I just didn't get her lol's
    Especially at Auntie Margie's Funeral
  • Hotspur11
    Hotspur11 Posts: 2,658 Member
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    I didn't want to go dancing one night, 2 broken kneecaps and a fractured skull later and I'm only just recovering
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Exaggerated all time.. it was 2 bruised knees and a teenie tiny scrape on his forehead
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She didn’t like my yumyum sauce. ☹️
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited December 2020
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    Her yumyum sauce must have been replaced with yukyuk sauce 😖
    I think it was her Ex trying to keep me away! 😧
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited December 2020
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    Was jealous of my 12 fingers and 12 toes!👊🏽😎
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She was doing strange things with those 12 fingers and 12 toes!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was always talking about his Ex's Interphalangeal joints. 😧

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