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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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We didn't. She's stuck with me because I let everyone else escape.
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PaperDoll_ wrote: ยปWe didn't. She's stuck with me because I let everyone else escape.
True.. together โค0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: ยปPaperDoll_ wrote: ยปWe didn't. She's stuck with me because I let everyone else escape.
True.. together โค
Can someone help me out of this basement...? 
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She wanted me to choose Loyalty to her only and I had to respectfully decline. ๐คท๐ผ0
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She tore up my Walgreens Loyalty card. How am I supposed to get the savings?0
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She was a tightwad.. money, money, money.. its all she worried about0
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We didn't, even though PD let the basement door open, she forgot to unchain me1
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Jo would never let me visit him in the basement.0
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I found copies of her Appeals for Conjugal Visits with a really short canary yellow guy ๐ฆ0
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She preferred beards
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She'd wax every single day! ๐
And I'm not talking about furniture or floors0 -
There she goes again...
Always talking to herself
Then answering ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ0 -
Of my inability to resist certain temptations...0
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He couldn't resist anything in a skirt ๐ก0
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Never lets me wear a skirt0
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We disagreed on how to eat cereal. I preferred to pour the cereal in first and then the milk...0
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Ate all the marshmallows out of my Lucky Charms ๐0
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Because she was married to my crush and I didn't know ๐1
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Caught her cheating on me with my wife ๐ฎ1
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She didn't want me to be the 3rd wheel0
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Nooo, it never happened. Together forever โค0
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She told me we would be together forever but as soon as I got her name tattooed on my ๐, I was replaced.0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: ยปShe told me we would be together forever but as soon as I got her name tattooed on my ๐, I was replaced.
There's room in my heart and basement for more than one my love ๐ค๐ฅฐ0 -
She only want me, in her basement.....0
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Nope.. he's still in my basement..
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She had all these men in her basement and 5 pilates tables down there and wouldn't even let me use one0
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She wanted 5 Pilate tables and I said No No No !0
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Always off chasing a storm somewhere... whilst there was a storm brewing at home ๐0
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She ate my candy stash ๐ฎ0
they escaped. 
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