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    We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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    • Posts: 1,463 Member
      He said he felt like he was being hugged all day long after I gave him an air hug...
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      She said my feet looked antique and to keep them hidden at all times. ๐Ÿ˜‘
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      She didnโ€™t understand the special bond I had with my ๐Ÿญ.
    • Posts: 843 Member
      edited March 2021
      Way too much taller than me, it looked stupid
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      She said I was too short. :(
    • Posts: 1,701 Member
      She kept wanting me to pet her tiger
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      I didn't have a Tiger for her to pet ๐Ÿ˜
    • Posts: 173 Member
      edited March 2021
      She flamed the tiger.. and have pic for memory :o
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She broke all the frames and tore up all my memories โ˜น๏ธ
    • Posts: 1,701 Member
      She used all the hairspray
    • Posts: 81 Member
      His hairspray was too strong smelling.
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      She became intolerant of my intolerance...
    • Posts: 1,701 Member
      Kept racing my car
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Her car wouldn't go faster than 13.6 mi per hour. ๐Ÿฅฑ
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      She's a material girl living in a material world and I'm a simple girl without all the frills.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Everytime I tried to get romantic she'd remind me of her "No Frills or Thrills policy. ๐Ÿ˜ง
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      Apparently and unbeknownst to me, she disagreed with my theory that practicing good hygiene was only optional not mandatory...
    • Posts: 1,463 Member
      She called me a hoarder just because of my collection of cleaning supplies...
    • Posts: 1,701 Member
      She used too much aqua net hairspray
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      She wore those high heels everywhere - made holes in the shower and ruined the carpets.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Never did.. you must have been bored to grace us with your presence Dear Heart ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿค—
    • Posts: 4,617 Member
      I double spaced

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    • Posts: 3,913 Member
      edited April 2021
      He popped the eyeballs out of my teddy bear and decapitated it. Threw the head out on Monday and the body out on Friday.๐Ÿ˜ญ Rest in pieces Beary!๐Ÿงธ
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      She kept mourning her old teddy bear -- crying and wailing all times of the day and night
    • Posts: 9,330 Member
      He liked to make me cry so he could bottle my tears for his shelf of oddities.
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      She was okay with her ex bottling her tears, but when I wanted to bottle blood, it became an issue. ๐Ÿ˜’
    • Posts: 1,319 Member
      She only wants wine
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      ๐ป๐‘’'๐‘‘ ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘˜๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘ฆ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘๐‘˜๐‘ก๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘™ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘–๐‘“ ๐ผ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ ๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ค, โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘”๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
    • Posts: 1,319 Member
      She drinks all what I made like it is water.... I think she having a problem ;)
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      ๐ป๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐ด๐ด ๐‘€๐‘’๐‘’๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘”๐‘  ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘š๐‘ฆ ๐‘’๐‘ฅ๐‘๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐ด๐‘ž๐‘ข๐‘Ž๐‘“๐‘–๐‘›๐‘Ž! :(

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