We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She'd insist on barbies with knitted dresses to conceal our T-p on top of the toilet tank, I didn't want to feel like I was her Grama!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited May 2021
    I had a fantasy woman that she refused to role play as... 😒

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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    A granny trio was not a turn on AT ALL.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She found out that I was a Mima/Grama and said that she was no longer attracted to me 😢
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    Of irreconcilable similarities…
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He overused the word "dislodged." Dislodged memories, dislodged emotions, dislodged logic.....sheesh.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    Although we agreed to have children, she preferred to have them with someone else…
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited May 2021
    He said he liked looking at me. So he’d make me put my head through a hole into the man cave. Then he would put the strap on antlers on my head and he would sit there looking at me.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    I was allergic to iron…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He wanted children but forbid me to have them, he said he wanted to give birth. So when it didn't happen he left me, he said it was my fault :(
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    edited May 2021
    Of her lack of knowledge of the male anatomy and its limitations…
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Let’s just say his male anatomy had its limitations 😬
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    She brought her C- game
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    Of her lack of knowledge of the male anatomy and its limitations…

    Pfft.. it has no limits :D

    He assured me he had no idea where he got crotch crickets from and that he was not sleeping around. Liiiiarrrr :'(
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    Of her lack of knowledge of the male anatomy and its limitations…

    Pfft.. it has no limits :D

    He assured me he had no idea where he got crotch crickets from and that he was not sleeping around. Liiiiarrrr :'(
    Crotch crickets 🤣🤣

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He wanted to know what Crotch Crickets were and went on a quest to find out 🦗 😧
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    I didn’t stock the pantry in alphabetical order…
  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    He bagged, labeled and filed various things that came off his body.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    “She jigged, ambled and lisped; she nicknamed God’s creatures and made her wantonness her ignorance”…
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    He didn’t like me blushing!

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    What? When did this happen? I’m sorry! Take me back! 😭
  • Sweet_A
    Sweet_A Posts: 7,694 Member
    💔

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wrote messages on my wall in sharpie.

    Be back soon!
    We need milk and coffee
    You need to bathe more

    Our walls were littered with her notes
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She's Canadian and she wouldn't stop apologising.
    Im sorry, I made your favourite cake.
    Im sorry we need to buy groceries
    Im sorry, I have to wash my hair
    Im sorry , Im sorry.. I couldn't take it anymore 😫
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    She didn’t even give an explanation! Just ghosted me out of the blue
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    JFinn26 wrote: »
    She didn’t even give an explanation! Just ghosted me out of the blue

    😤 lies, you know what you did 🥺
    Your explanation was unacceptable
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  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
    I was too much for her to handle. Lol
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Caught him at church asking everyone to hold his handle 😳
  • JFinn26
    JFinn26 Posts: 708 Member
    Drank all the altar wine at church
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Framed me when he drank the altar wine 😤

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