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      Fart, as it turns out, is one of the oldest rude words we have in the language: Its first record pops up in roughly 1250.
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      honey_honey_12 wrote: »
      Fart, as it turns out, is one of the oldest rude words we have in the language: Its first record pops up in roughly 1250.

      Well huh. They even did it back then. Must've been very proper farts only though.
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      honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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      I saw one of these beautiful babies, with its momma, yesterday. So sweet. <3
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      it's better to have imitation crab meat, than no crab meat at all
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      PAWGliacci wrote: »
      it's better to have imitation crab meat, than no crab meat at all

      Imitation crab meat won't kill you if it goes south.
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      Waiting to fall asleep. Any minute now

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      just waiting on a family meeting to happen, super curious on what happened
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      Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
      Waiting to fall asleep. Any minute now

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      Rock a bye baby
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      yukfoo wrote: »
      So I'm in the grocery store line this afternoon. I had my favorite Addidas muscle shirt on and I noticed that alot of women were looking in my direction and smiling. I thought to my self..."Finally! All this gym time is really payin' off"! So I'm feelin' pretty pumped and strut my "fine" self to the car and home. Get home and check my look in the full length mirror to affirm my awesome-ness Turns out my fly was open... D"OH!! :/

      I'm sorry it happened. But I laughed because it's such a human thing to do; walking around without everything exactly in place I mean. :) Well, that and having broccoli stuck in the teeth.

      It brings to mind an experience I had at the check out last week. This woman was in front of me, she turns around, I swear she was looking down her nose at me, for maybe 15 seconds and I'm thinking WTH is your problem lady(came this close >< to actually asking it out loud)? Then I get embarrassed that maybe my jeans aren't zipped or something(I mean hey, it happens to women too). But no, a quick discreet check and I'm fine. It was all her snooty issues after all I guess. :)
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      @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
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      Thank you, that helped!🥱☕️
      Could you do that again, tonight? Same place same, same time.🤗💝
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      Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
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      Thank you, that helped!🥱☕️
      Could you do that again, tonight? Same place same, same time.🤗💝

      Absolutely 🤗
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      Just realised its Black Friday 😱
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      Is it possible to stop me talking in my sleep?
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      Dragonfly3821 wrote: »
      Is it possible to stop me talking in my sleep?

      Duct tape?
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      ReenieHJ wrote: »
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      Duct tape?

      💡 genius woman!!!

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