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  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    In all the movies about shrinking people, they never assume that dust will be more of a problem.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    If you throw a pebble into a lake you might be the last person to ever touch the pebble again.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    Apple probably named their smart watch “Apple Watch” because “iWatch” would have just been creepy.
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Posts: 940Member Member Posts: 940Member Member
    How many people are still alive purely because it is against the law to kill them?
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    A coffin is a dead tree carrying a dead person.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member
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  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 1,837Member Member Posts: 1,837Member Member
    Don't pollute your mind with thoughts about someone else's life, because you're only living your own life, you're not living anyone else's
  • souschefsamsouschefsam Posts: 35Member Member Posts: 35Member Member
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    Ok I'm bored and have had 3 beers after abstaining for a month so thought I would share a random thought I had today

    * Why do people lean over when driving cars around corners?

    Feel free to add yours and spread your random musings far and wide!

    ...Even more puzzling, why do people duck when they walk out into the rain? It still hits them!
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,253Member Member Posts: 11,253Member Member
    souschefsam wrote: »
    lalabrucey wrote: »
    Ok I'm bored and have had 3 beers after abstaining for a month so thought I would share a random thought I had today

    * Why do people lean over when driving cars around corners?

    Feel free to add yours and spread your random musings far and wide!

    ...Even more puzzling, why do people duck when they walk out into the rain? It still hits them!

    Its instinct to make ourselves smaller when projectiles are being hurled at us. Reduces surface area 😁
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    Being lonely isn't just not having people in your life, it's not having any quality people in your life.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member
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  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 1,837Member Member Posts: 1,837Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Being lonely isn't just not having people in your life, it's not having any quality people in your life.
    it's also not having any jerks in your life
  • pudgy1977pudgy1977 Posts: 13,462Member Member Posts: 13,462Member Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    Such a great movie
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  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Posts: 940Member Member Posts: 940Member Member
    @honeybee__12 you are soooooo right!
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member
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  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member
    The fragrance hits me the minute I walk through the door.
    What is it that keeps that erotic fragrance lingering even though it’s been a while since I’ve visited this place?
    The memories flood back.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    Wolverine could have saved way more lives as an organ donor.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    Autocorrect is simultaneously the most annoying and helpful invention ever created.
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