Random Thought For the Day

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    The fragrance hits me the minute I walk through the door.
    What is it that keeps that erotic fragrance lingering even though it’s been a while since I’ve visited this place?
    The memories flood back.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Wolverine could have saved way more lives as an organ donor.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Autocorrect is simultaneously the most annoying and helpful invention ever created.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited August 2019
    If you could speed talk and lived in an wizard world, you'd be unbeatable in duels.

    Edit: Unless the person was just as fast as you were. Which would cause everyone to become speed talkers.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you pretend to punch a psychic and they flinch, they are a fraud.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    There's going to be a time in the near future when we will be passed in the street by a driverless car with four dogs inside.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you're self-employed and you talk to yourself at work it's just a staff meeting.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Country music is the only genre that tells you what genre you're listening to in nearly every song.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The job of an actor is to pretend they are not an actor.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Water is one of the only substance we regularly interact with as a liquid, solid, and gas.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When you laugh at a comedian, you're laughing at someone doing their job.