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  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    If you're self-employed and you talk to yourself at work it's just a staff meeting.
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    Country music is the only genre that tells you what genre you're listening to in nearly every song.
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,184 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,184 Member
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  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    The job of an actor is to pretend they are not an actor.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 12,184 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,184 Member
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    Water is one of the only substance we regularly interact with as a liquid, solid, and gas.
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    When you laugh at a comedian, you're laughing at someone doing their job.
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  • LAT1963LAT1963 Member, Premium Posts: 1,359 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,359 Member
    So, 2 oranges of juice isn't 8 oz, it's 11 oz. Good to know. :o
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    Everyone thinks "Blood, Sweat, and Tears" sounds cool, but if you told somebody you'd been bleeding, sweating, and crying all day they would probably be seriously concerned for your mental well being.
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  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    The teenage mutant ninja turtles have no need to wear their masks. They are giant turtles.
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee of you.
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    Kids with strict parents are more likely to survive horror movies because they know how to listen for footsteps.
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    A burning popcorn factory would smell amazing one moment and horrible the next.
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    It didn't matter what abandoned house they were in, Scooby and shaggy always managed to find fresh produce in the fridge for sandwiches.
  • cee134cee134 Member Posts: 33,770 Member Member Posts: 33,770 Member
    There was a point in time where 66% of all fully-3D-animated films were about ants.
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