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  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    If you could speed talk and lived in an wizard world, you'd be unbeatable in duels.

    Edit: Unless the person was just as fast as you were. Which would cause everyone to become speed talkers.
    edited August 6
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 1,837Member Member Posts: 1,837Member Member
    life is brutally chaotic because there's no ease of human connection for some of us. the reasons why are too complicated, and it may partly be because of our own doing... hurt people also don't walk around expecting to be saved because they don't believe that people are going to be there to save them
    edited August 6
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Posts: 14,642Member Member Posts: 14,642Member Member
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    If you pretend to punch a psychic and they flinch, they are a fraud.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    There's going to be a time in the near future when we will be passed in the street by a driverless car with four dogs inside.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    If you're self-employed and you talk to yourself at work it's just a staff meeting.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    Country music is the only genre that tells you what genre you're listening to in nearly every song.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    The job of an actor is to pretend they are not an actor.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    Water is one of the only substance we regularly interact with as a liquid, solid, and gas.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    When you laugh at a comedian, you're laughing at someone doing their job.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,675Member, Premium Member
  • susan5481susan5481 Posts: 64Member Member Posts: 64Member Member
  • LAT1963LAT1963 Posts: 1,072Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,072Member, Premium Member
    So, 2 oranges of juice isn't 8 oz, it's 11 oz. Good to know. :o
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,821Member Member Posts: 31,821Member Member
    Everyone thinks "Blood, Sweat, and Tears" sounds cool, but if you told somebody you'd been bleeding, sweating, and crying all day they would probably be seriously concerned for your mental well being.
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