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  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,950Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,950Member, Premium Member
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,055Member Member Posts: 33,055Member Member
    The teenage mutant ninja turtles have no need to wear their masks. They are giant turtles.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,055Member Member Posts: 33,055Member Member
    Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee of you.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,055Member Member Posts: 33,055Member Member
    Kids with strict parents are more likely to survive horror movies because they know how to listen for footsteps.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,055Member Member Posts: 33,055Member Member
    A burning popcorn factory would smell amazing one moment and horrible the next.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,055Member Member Posts: 33,055Member Member
    It didn't matter what abandoned house they were in, Scooby and shaggy always managed to find fresh produce in the fridge for sandwiches.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,055Member Member Posts: 33,055Member Member
    There was a point in time where 66% of all fully-3D-animated films were about ants.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,950Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,950Member, Premium Member
    Get your rubber boots,
    the bulls*** is getting deep.

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  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,549Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,549Member, Premium Member
    I came across this and saw "pickles" listed wtf.. an Aussie burger has cucumber..
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  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,061Member Member Posts: 2,061Member Member
    we all have to deal with the chaos of life, make do with that bitter uncertainty
    edited August 17
  • corinasue1143corinasue1143 Posts: 1,980Member Member Posts: 1,980Member Member
    I came across this and saw "pickles" listed wtf.. an Aussie burger has cucumber..
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    Yum! It all looks and sounds so good! Pickles or cucumber; either sounds good! Not so sure about soft bacon.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,950Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,950Member, Premium Member
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 219,549Member, Premium Member Posts: 219,549Member, Premium Member
    I came across this and saw "pickles" listed wtf.. an Aussie burger has cucumber..
    9illgznx06r2.jpg

    Yum! It all looks and sounds so good! Pickles or cucumber; either sounds good! Not so sure about soft bacon.

    I looove crispy bacon, but as part of a works burger it does tend to be soft or only slightly crispy... not sure why. It's still so good though.
  • GrizzledSquirrelGrizzledSquirrel Posts: 72Member Member Posts: 72Member Member
    Why do people raise their hands to their heads after a close call?

    For example, if I am watching a game of football (soccer) and my team narrowly misses the goal, me and the whole crowd reach for our heads and hiss “ooooooooh”

    I’m sure there must be some biological trigger or something? e.g. reaching to protect our weakest part (our heads) in moments of “stress”, for example?

    Dunno - just obsessed with watching the reactions of crowds at sporting events now. Try it. Always hands to heads.
    edited August 18
  • susan5481susan5481 Posts: 64Member Member Posts: 64Member Member
    Why after looking at the weather outside and deciding what to wear for the day. By the time your ready to put a foot outside, the weather does a complete 180 on you. Ah well, that's Scotland for you😣
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,055Member Member Posts: 33,055Member Member
    In 1920 kids thought "100 years from now, people must have flying cars!" but really, a massive worldwide network of data utilizing the processing power of billions of devices allowing complex communication across the globe is somehow more impressive.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,055Member Member Posts: 33,055Member Member
    Spider-Man is lucky he got the desirable traits of a spider like climbing walls and spinning webs instead of having eight legs or eating bugs.
  • LAT1963LAT1963 Posts: 1,180Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,180Member, Premium Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Spider-Man is lucky he got the desirable traits of a spider like climbing walls and spinning webs instead of having eight legs or eating bugs.

  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 8,950Member, Premium Member Posts: 8,950Member, Premium Member
    Wow dude,
    that was one of the smoothest and corniest lines I’ve heard. B)
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