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We broke up because...
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she had an annoying "no food in bed" rule0
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I kept finding whole apple pies under the covers 🤨0
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She was too sweet, n I’m diabetic 😊1
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He blamed me for his diabetes, saying I kissed too much.0
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She kept inviting others to go along on our dates. 😭0
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I’d plan the best dates but she never wanted to go. I’d have to go by myself.0
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She went on dates with other guys!0
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He spied on me at work, and then accused me of dating all my male coworkers five days per week...0
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Her schizophrenia really had her dating her selves.0
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She wouldn't let my Imaginary Friends come over for Dinner.0
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She claimed I was invisible and introduced me to her friends as “imaginary.” 😑0
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She a ghost 👻0
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She always tried pushing me through walls no matter how many times I told her I’m not a ghost. 😒0
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She thinks my name is Stephanie. 😭 After all our time together, she still doesn't appreciate me for who I am.0
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She wouldn’t let me use her coffee mug. Apparently I wasn’t her favourite after all. 😒0
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She would get jealous that her cat liked me more than it liked her so she broke up with me.0
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He no speak English 😁1
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She'd make fun of my accent every time I ordered Mexican food0
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When we went out for nachos last week she asked for “Mexican Ketchup” when wanting more salsa. I was mortified, I tell you! 🤦♀️ Packed my bags and left that night.1
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She couldn't find my "treasure"0
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I found his "treasures" ( body parts in our basement) 😱0
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Her specialty was spaghetti and meatballs but the meat was more than a little suspect. They often had hair attached to them. 🥴1
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She loves hairy meatballs 😔 so, once a week she'd cough up a hairball.. 🤮eww1
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She made me shave myself everyday, leghair included...i thought it was because she liked smooth skin...Man! was i wrong0
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razor burn on my legs!0
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Due to her earlier trauma she said she liked me best with that Mediterranean look, natural, healthy and very hairy. She even bought me creams to grow more hair!🤢😵💫0
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She had to much hair on different places …0
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For my birthday, pal bought me a lawnmower as a razor🤣1
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She got a lot of gifts of her ‘pal’ ..0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »She loves hairy meatballs 😔 so, once a week she'd cough up a hairball.. 🤮eww
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