We broke up because...

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  • qxana1969
    qxana1969 Posts: 9,330 Member
    Her schizophrenia really had her dating her selves.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She wouldn't let my Imaginary Friends come over for Dinner.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    She claimed I was invisible and introduced me to her friends as “imaginary.” 😑
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She a ghost 👻
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
    She always tried pushing me through walls no matter how many times I told her I’m not a ghost. 😒
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,671 Member
    She thinks my name is Stephanie. 😭 After all our time together, she still doesn't appreciate me for who I am.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,417 Member
    She wouldn’t let me use her coffee mug. Apparently I wasn’t her favourite after all. 😒
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    She would get jealous that her cat liked me more than it liked her so she broke up with me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He no speak English 😁
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    She'd make fun of my accent every time I ordered Mexican food
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,417 Member
    When we went out for nachos last week she asked for “Mexican Ketchup” when wanting more salsa. I was mortified, I tell you! 🤦‍♀️ Packed my bags and left that night.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,357 Member
    She couldn't find my "treasure"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I found his "treasures" ( body parts in our basement) 😱
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,417 Member
    Her specialty was spaghetti and meatballs but the meat was more than a little suspect. They often had hair attached to them. 🥴
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She loves hairy meatballs 😔 so, once a week she'd cough up a hairball.. 🤮eww
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,357 Member
    She made me shave myself everyday, leghair included...i thought it was because she liked smooth skin...Man! was i wrong
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    razor burn on my legs!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    Due to her earlier trauma she said she liked me best with that Mediterranean look, natural, healthy and very hairy. She even bought me creams to grow more hair!🤢😵‍💫
  • fitandabs2020
    fitandabs2020 Posts: 179 Member
    She had to much hair on different places …
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    For my birthday, pal bought me a lawnmower as a razor🤣

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