We broke up because...

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He refused to get a cell phone and only had the landline. I could never reach him.
  • ROULER37
    ROULER37 Posts: 41 Member
    Made of paper and got soggy in the rain
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    I couldn't keep track of him - he was all over the place - asking questions, cheating at short sentences, breaking up with people...😆😅🤣
  • ROULER37
    ROULER37 Posts: 41 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    I couldn't keep track of him - he was all over the place - asking questions, cheating at short sentences, breaking up with people...😆😅🤣

    Because she couldn't keep up 😉
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Isn’t of getting older he was getting younger. Yesterday 38, today 37. It would only be a few more days until he was out of my dating age range so I called it quits.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I was definitely out of her dating range and she flat out told me that Cougars were yesterday's rage and no longer a desired thing. 😩
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She'd pounce on all the handsome lumberjacks before I even had a chance!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    For Thanksgiving and Christmas she’d bake a turtle, stuff it and make turtle gravy with the drippings.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    She wouldn't take pictures of the two of us together - only selfies!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We ran out of coffee.. it exploded from there. After the argument we called it quits. Our coffee meant more to us than each other 😔
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    edited September 2021
    We couldn't get on the same schedule. When I was awake, she was sleeping, and when I was ready to sleep, she was wide awake drinking coffee. It was as if we lived on different continents.
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    Because we lived on different continents, even though I was willing to move in with her!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He was willing to move him with anybody else but me
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She lives in igloo .. 🥶
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    She stole all my tomatoes 🍅 😢
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He slow 🤣
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    Lag 🤣
    He actually gave away our tomatoes to anyone that would take them!😤
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He slow 🤣
    Where did you come from?😂
    She’d rather play with Chris or as she calls him “Thor” than with me.😕
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    Coz She loved tomatoes more than me
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    It’s true. I loved my tomatoes more than him 😆
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She said our love is like a garden and ours was dead. 😦
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Never wanted me to plow the fertile fields 🤷‍♂️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Wouldn’t stop referring to me as his hoe to people. 😑
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She didn't dig me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He dug me... a hole and said that's where I was going 😱
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was dirty… filthy…. Hmm… we’re not breaking up 😏
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,009 Member
    She was always misbehaving...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She tried to put me in the corner whenever I was Naughty.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She didn’t like being in the corner with me all the time. ☹️
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t like corners so wanted to live in a turret.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wouldn’t introduce me to her dad. ☹️ I think she was embarrassed of me.

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