We broke up because...

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,376 Member
    When we went out for nachos last week she asked for “Mexican Ketchup” when wanting more salsa. I was mortified, I tell you! 🤦‍♀️ Packed my bags and left that night.
  • She couldn't find my "treasure"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I found his "treasures" ( body parts in our basement) 😱
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,376 Member
    Her specialty was spaghetti and meatballs but the meat was more than a little suspect. They often had hair attached to them. 🥴
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    She loves hairy meatballs 😔 so, once a week she'd cough up a hairball.. 🤮eww
  • She made me shave myself everyday, leghair included...i thought it was because she liked smooth skin...Man! was i wrong
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    razor burn on my legs!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    Due to her earlier trauma she said she liked me best with that Mediterranean look, natural, healthy and very hairy. She even bought me creams to grow more hair!🤢😵‍💫
  • fitandabs2020
    fitandabs2020 Posts: 179 Member
    She had to much hair on different places …
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    For my birthday, pal bought me a lawnmower as a razor🤣
  • fitandabs2020
    fitandabs2020 Posts: 179 Member
    She got a lot of gifts of her ‘pal’ ..
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    She loves hairy meatballs 😔 so, once a week she'd cough up a hairball.. 🤮eww

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    😂😆😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,802 Member
    He refused to get a cell phone and only had the landline. I could never reach him.
  • ROULER37
    ROULER37 Posts: 41 Member
    Made of paper and got soggy in the rain
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,359 Member
    I couldn't keep track of him - he was all over the place - asking questions, cheating at short sentences, breaking up with people...😆😅🤣
  • ROULER37
    ROULER37 Posts: 41 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    I couldn't keep track of him - he was all over the place - asking questions, cheating at short sentences, breaking up with people...😆😅🤣

    Because she couldn't keep up 😉
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,376 Member
    Isn’t of getting older he was getting younger. Yesterday 38, today 37. It would only be a few more days until he was out of my dating age range so I called it quits.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    I was definitely out of her dating range and she flat out told me that Cougars were yesterday's rage and no longer a desired thing. 😩
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She'd pounce on all the handsome lumberjacks before I even had a chance!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    For Thanksgiving and Christmas she’d bake a turtle, stuff it and make turtle gravy with the drippings.