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  • Posts: 17,577 Member
    She refused to use proper words for things she found offensive and she found almost everything offensive. She sounded like she was speaking some foreign troll language with all her “edits”
  • Posts: 195,832 Member
    She called my Sister a Troll 😲
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She refused to use proper words for things she found offensive and she found almost everything offensive. She sounded like she was speaking some foreign troll language with all her “edits”

    🤣 I didn't know what to call that thing in the spoiler lol.


    She had eyes only for a handsome bearded gent 😍
  • Posts: 17,577 Member
    Like you don’t know what that is, Jo. 🙄 I know you’ve had many, many of those in your mouth before. Which is coincidentally why we broke up. 😅
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Like you don’t know what that is, Jo. 🙄 I know you’ve had many, many of those in your mouth before. Which is coincidentally why we broke up. 😅

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    Don't know what you're talking about 😛🤣


  • Posts: 17,577 Member
    I’m not gonna touch that one 😳

    Also the reason for why she left me 🤣
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    She wouldn't touch me 😫

    🤣
  • Posts: 4,660 Member
    Although I was a joker, I was neither a smoker nor midnight toker…
  • Posts: 20,371 Member
    He referred to himself at the Gangster of Love. I figured he was going to do me wrong, so I moved along.
  • Posts: 4,660 Member
    Although I didn’t mind that she spoke in the 3rd person, it often led to confusion with all the other voices in my head (at least that’s what I heard them talking about)…
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Oh, we're never separating.. everrrr

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  • Posts: 20,371 Member
    edited September 2021
    I was afraid ... 😬
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    She ran screaming from the house when I showed her my new mallet 🤔🤷‍♀️
  • Posts: 3,913 Member
    She ate too much Activia yogurt and became too regular
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2021
    Let's just say she had a gas problem..
    She killed Bluey our dog :(sid3e5rv4r6m.gif

  • Posts: 3,913 Member
    Her singing made my hernia vibrate 🙉
  • Posts: 3,428 Member
    She enjoyed vibrating my hernia a little too much
  • Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was letting someone else vibrate his hernia 🤬
  • Posts: 286 Member
    She was into herniae!
  • Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always making me lift heavy things for him 😩
  • Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited September 2021
    @slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Let's just say she had a gas problem..
    She killed Bluey our dog :(sid3e5rv4r6m.gif

    👀😲That was from eating your tacos, it’s your fault!🤨😝🤣

    Fab and I broke up because she hated my 20 wind chimes, she said they sounded like Satan’s symphony.
  • Posts: 164 Member
    She'd never put her phone down
  • Posts: 4,660 Member
    One day she said to me:
    “That’s neither here nor there”
    Apparently and unfortunately for me, she was referring to me…
  • Posts: 17,577 Member
    She locked my phone in her safe and then blamed me when I couldn’t call 911 when she choked on her toffee apple!
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    So many questions.. drove me crazy that she couldn't speak without making a question
  • Posts: 4,660 Member
    It wasn’t that she was afraid of commitment, it’s just that she preferred not to commit to me…
  • Posts: 17,577 Member
    It wasn’t so much that we broke up…he had me committed. 😑
  • Posts: 4,660 Member
    I was unable to meet her mental, spiritual and physical needs…
  • Posts: 1,463 Member
    Such a perfectionist...ran off to a monastery while aspiring to meet my spiritual needs! :'(
  • Posts: 286 Member
    She always kept talking about her bf from the past ..

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