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      Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas
    • Posts: 871 Member
      edited February 2022
      If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
      Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
      Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

      no more coffee for me, sorry.
    • Posts: 15,508 Member
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    • Posts: 871 Member
      Today's lesson. Never, under ANY circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!
    • Posts: 9,723 Member
      Today's lesson. Never, under ANY circumstances, sleep with someone who's taken a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

      :)
    • Posts: 871 Member
      Why don't they just make food stamps edible?
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    • Posts: 871 Member
      If a clock is still hungry, does it goes back four seconds?
    • Posts: 15,508 Member
      Dolls looking pretty realistic these days. 🤯

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    • Posts: 13,628 Member
      I find that very pretty and kind of creepy at the same time.
    • Posts: 3 Member
      do not touch has to be the worst thing a blind person could read
    • Posts: 15,508 Member
      Dolls looking like real people,
      real people trying to look like dolls.
      🤷🏼‍♀️
    • Posts: 15,508 Member
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    • Posts: 9,723 Member
      When you're logging in breakfast calories and the total comes to over 8K. Those decimal points make a difference.
    • Posts: 871 Member
      Jeez,, I get no respect... I just installed face recognition on my phone. All it say is "yuk"
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      yukfoo wrote: »
      Jeez,, I get no respect... I just installed face recognition on my phone. All it say is "yuk"

      🤣😂 you're such a fibber
    • Posts: 871 Member
      edited March 2022
      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
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      🤣😂 you're such a fibber

      see.. this is why I love you baby girl! ❤️
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      yukfoo wrote: »
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      mmm.. this is why I love you baby girl! ❤️

      🤗🥰
    • Posts: 871 Member
      edited March 2022
      Oh btw...if you're a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is to collect 22 kidney 's
    • Posts: 9,723 Member
      yukfoo wrote: »
      Oh btw...if you're a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is to collect 22 kidney 's

      Will they all fit inside you or are you collecting them in big glass jars of formaldehyde for living room shelf decorations?
    • Posts: 13,628 Member
      yukfoo wrote: »
      Oh btw...if you're a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is to collect 22 kidney 's

      22 kidneys seems a bit extreme; 20 sounds more reasonable. 🤔
    • Posts: 871 Member
      frankwbrown wrote: »
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      22 kidneys seems a bit extreme; 20 sounds more reasonable. 🤔

      too late..i already have 21. Cheers
    • Posts: 9,723 Member
      honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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      Oh that's the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. :) Disturbing but so funny.
    • Posts: 871 Member
      edited March 2022
      I've finally decided to stop procrastinating...starting tomorrow.
    • Posts: 43 Member
      I passed a nunnery today that was very palatial, I wonder do you have to change religion to become a nun?

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